10Dec
There is a mousetrap in the house
The mouse turned to the pig and told him, There is a mouse trap in the house.
I am so very sorry Mr. Mouse, sympathized the pig, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray; be assured that you are in my prayers.
The mouse turned to the cow, who replied, Like wow, Mr. Mouse, a mouse trap; am I in grave danger, Duh?
So the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected to face the farmer's mouse trap alone.