I arrived at the table late for lunch on Friday. The “group” had already taken their seats and were almost through with their meal when I arrived. I managed to secure an empty seat and settled in, trying to catch up on the conversation that I had missed.
It was then I remembered that Lagos State had declared the day a work free day for civil servants to be able to collect their voters’ cards. I interjected the discussion that was going on and I asked the “group” what their plans were to collect their voters’ cards. The response I got ranged from sheer apathy to one bothering around a loss of faith in the electoral system. As it is with me, I raised the need for us, as the educated and privileged to participate in the electoral process by going out the next day to pick up our permanent cards. With some reservation but a deference to the wisdom in my advice, everyone agreed to pick up the cards and one person added “even if I so decide not to vote later on”.
Fast forward to Saturday, I woke up from a very nice night rest. One of the not so many that I have had in a long while. I freshened up and remembered that I had a conflict – a need to get to Oyingbo and also to pick up my voters card in Lekki. I got in the car and with my fellow sojourner, we were off to Oyingbo in no time. I made mention to the other fellow with me that on returning from this foray to Oyingo, I needed to pick up the card. Well, Oyingbo will always be Oyingbo. The experience during this sojourn is a cause for another write up. It took some time but I eventually left Oyingo disappointed. My brain ran through the choices I had and the decision that I had to make. I concluded that it was better off that I pursue a different course of action, I got in the car and we headed back to Lekki. I must have been asleep for the whole journey and got a jolt from the voice reminding me of the plan to pick up the card.
I alighted form the car, with a couple of steps taken in my flight up the staircase, I was in my room. I shuffled through my very few possessions and within minutes was able to fish out my temporary voters’ card that I was issued in 2011. I got back into the car and off we drove into the inner side of Jakande looking for the INEC centre where I originally registered. We overcame the gullies in the middle of the road, manoeuvred around the broken down refuse truck and managed not to knock off the wares displayed on the side of the road. We eventually got to the building. I came down, expecting to meet a crowd of fellow Lagosians queueing to pick their cards. Alas, this was not to be. I was pleasantly surprised and for once thought that maybe there was great planning behind the process and this had ensured that no one needed to be on the queue at all. I looked for INEC officials but saw none. I looked for displayed lists of registered voters and again I saw nothing. I got confused and thought maybe I missed the centre. A few guys were hanging out in front of the building and not far from them was a ladies hair salon. I approached the guys and asked them for directions to where I can pick up the cards. “Oh, you are in the right place” was the response I got. The lady braiding hair in the salon added that picking up the voters card has been delayed by another week and that I should plan on coming back then. I said my thanks. Dejected, I went back to the car and headed back to my abode.
As I lay on my bed, I thought of my dear Professor Jega. I thought of my dear eko o ni baje governor – Babatunde Raji Fashola. I asked why my dear professor caused this great display of crap incompetence to happen. I thought of how BRF would have been disappointed for giving public servants in Lagos state a work free day in order to be able to exercise their civic responsibility and this was marred by the organizational incompetence of the team that my dear professor is responsible for. Then I thought of the always vocal Lai Mohammed and how he would craft this inaction into tales of sabotage and collusion between INEC and PDP against ACN.
Oga Jega, the polity is already heated up and you need to stand tall and make a difference. Please let’s have our Permanent Voters’ Cards and do not directly or indirectly disenfranchise us. As I write this piece, I look forward to the “I told you so” conversation that I will have with “the group” on Monday during Lunch.
It was the 14th of September, a Sunday. I woke up late and within minutes rushed out of my temporary abode, which for all means and purposes is my home for now. Off to Church I drove. This Sunday, Church was to be the Church on the Rock and I was to visit the Cathedral, the current address of the church in Lekki. Truth be told, the cathedral is prestigious and dwarfs everything in its vicinity in terms of size. No wonder, thousands of worshippers flock into this building every Sunday. It is an address that everyone would like to be associated with.
I didn’t just wake up and went to the church. It was a result of a decision that I had made the previous night. In deciding where I was to worship the next day, I had visited the church’s website. I read through many things and thought it will be good to know more. My attention was unusually drawn to the page on the pastors at http://houseontherockng.com/our-pastors.html. Paul Adefarasin was stated as the founder, prelate and senior pastor and then his wife, Ifeanyi, was written about. There was no mention of any other one as being of significance in the House on the Rock churches. I think the opportunity exists to make the webpage better – focussing on the souls out there and reducing the focus on self. It is not disputable that the pastor was all that was stated on the webpage, and probably much more. However, the details as currently expressed on the webpage will make the casual visitor leave with the impression that the web page is self-serving. I don’t think this was the intent of Pastor Adefarasin. It is time to add the profiles of the other pastors in the church and focus on the great works the church is doing in the area of bringing lost souls to Christ.
I had never been inside the Rock Cathedral, the name the massive edifice in Lekki is called. Little wonder that on entering I got lost wandering within its maze of corridors. Lucky me, I ran into an acquaintance that I just met the previous week and he offered to usher me into the church where the worship was ongoing. It was a blessing, my acquaintance happened to be a high ranking member of Pastor Paul Adefarasin’s team and he was able to secure a front row seat for me.
There I marvelled at the beauty and the simplicity in design of the massive auditorium. I was taken away with the splendour of this work of men until I remembered, as noted by Paul in Acts 7:48, that the Most High does not dwell in houses made by hands. Soon, I got caught up with the praise and worship, excellently delivered and with the whole auditorium filled with sonorous human voices praising the most high. The sound quality and the aesthetics were great.
It was then that the great Power Holding Company (PHC), the public electricity supplier, decided to show its might. The lights went off and immediately the emergency lights came on. This break in power supply would not have mattered if not that the whole public address system depended on it and as such the communication was disrupted. While efforts were made to get the backup power supply working, this became a challenge. As we were to learn later, there had been a short circuit of the electrical system and somehow the backup plans were not working. Looking at the Pastor from the vantage point where I stood, I could see the looks of concern on his face, he was obviously unhappy. First he called his assistants to go and get the problem resolved. They did as they were told but it soon became obvious that this will not resolve the problem. One can say that the Pastor is an ardent believer in the idea that if you want something done, you go do it yourself. He soon left, with a trail of his personal staff to oversee the resolution of the power issue.
In all these, I felt concerned that the Pastor might have sent a wrong message to the flocks that he was shepherding. Yes, the power cut was disruptive but we ought not to take our attention off the worship of the Almighty, in whose presence we stood. In the Pastor’s desire to get the ugly situation under control, he got on his cell phone and was reeling out some requests. This was in the middle of the worship to the Almighty. A situation that reminded me of the Mary & Martha in Luke 10:41-42 where the Lord said to Martha, “Martha, Martha, you are anxious and troubled about many things, but one thing is necessary…..”
Mike Aremu came on stage and it was a great performance. Watching Mike on the trumpet playing the notes and the sounds of worshippers providing the complementary wordings of the songs was celestial. As always with me, I looked around and asked myself is God here? I had my answer immediately. As I looked, I also asked are people faking it or are they truly this joyous? Have I finally found a people that are true worshippers? I did not get an immediate answer but did get my answer later. The answer to my question came when the nice looking, confident and radiant lady officiating minister took to the pulpit to wrap off the praise and worship. She rounded up with prayers and after rounding up with prayers requested people to shout to the Lord. As if she had heard my question, she asked people to fake it even if they don’t mean it! Whao! That hit me like a bomb shell. I got my answer.
Of all things, one has to admire the pastor. His dressing was immaculate and his appearance and introductory words were well chosen and well crafted. He acknowledged the birthdays of members of the church, recognised a couple of people and the birth of babies. His recognition of his wife’s birthday on the 16th of September was one that I recommend to all men. He was sincere in his expression of love towards his wife and acknowledgement of the steadfastness of the wife in going through life with him, even when all things were not that rosy. I consciously noted this and promised myself that when I get home, I would call my wife and express my love to her openly as well Thank you pastor!
He went on to educate the congregation on what they need to do to prevent Ebola and then dwelt on the importance of everyone exercising their civic responsibilities – register to vote in the upcoming elections. In his word, no matter how long it takes you to vote, vote. Vote your value system, what preserves and protect your interest. He acknowledged the new attendees and recommended a couple of churches available in Lagos to them, encouraging them to find the place that God has designed for them. If God leads them to the House on the Rock, he really wanted to be their pastor. Will God find faith in Nigeria when he comes?
That Pastor Paul Adefarasin is an orator is not in doubt, he is a very good speaker. In his sermon for the day that he titled “Higher Dimension”, he mesmerized the crowd, including me. He took us through the scriptures. Starting with Eccl 9:11 he moved to 1King 19:19 – 20, he taught on how to embrace the future, going into space, time and season for which we’ve had no experience but will have to rely on humility. The bullet points from his message are:
1. You will endure a fight that doesn’t befit where you are. That doesn’t mean that God has cast you out but the opposite might really be the truth. The enemy is not fighting you over your now or your past but over your future. Don’t quake when you see this but know there is more to you than where you are but where you are going. He told the story of how he endured a similar fight 15yrs ago over the site for the Rock Cathedral. The enemy, according to him, wants to rob you of your destiny and not your present. When this happens, you need to ask, is the enemy bringing out all the arsenal for the little chicken that you are or the eagle you will become. When BIG boys start fighting you, it is because you are a BIG boy in their perception!
2. If GOD allows you to fight a fight that deep, it’s because he sees you BIGGER than whom you think you are and he allows you to go through it because HE believes you are ready for the task or can take it.
3. There are levels and there are dimensions. The numeric numbers 1 to 10 on a level is the same on another dimension. Levels are on the horizontal while dimensions are on the vertical. There are levels of Peace. There are also levels of Joy. There are however dimensions of these as well. God is getting ready not to change your level but to change your dimension. At a new dimension, you start from the very beginning of the level for that dimension and you will need God as well.
4. Elijah was ready to raise leaders in the secular space. Passing the baton from the Elijah generation to the Elisha generation. Elijah knew what was to happen but Elisha had no inkling of what was to happen. He was to experience a total change, a transformation in his life. This happened with the mantle, which was significant. It was a message to the angels that as you work with me, so should you work with Elisha. Elisha was not one of the sons of the prophet, he was not enrolled in the school of prophets but he was a man already producing and ploughing. He was successful in the family business but he wasn’t fulfilled.
5. Elisha knew by instinct that this he had a higher calling. Every design component in his constitution needed to find their highest usefulness. Same principles BUT on a different dimension. By instinct, there are components in you that are designed for higher usefulness. You can use an ipad as a tray and it will do a good job but that is not a great use for its design features. Intellectual process will not help. The instinct is your horse but the intellect is your cart. Do not put the cart before the horse. Also consider, the sea turtle and how they use their instinct to head towards the ocean, once the’ve consumed the resource structure present in the egg shell. They know that despite having lived all their lives on land, they are sea creatures and instinctively move towards the sea. Don’t be trapped in a cage as a Parrot born in captivity which had never flown before. The cage initially feel like paradise but sooner than later you need to break it. Turtles have flaps and can move restrictedly on land but they are not made for land but for the ocean.
6. You live and eat at the level of your vision – the tortoise and the giraffe both eat at the level of their visions. The giraffe position cannot be explained to a tortoise person. They will be right, when they criticize you but they are right at their tortoise level of vision. A giraffe will die, from the rush of blood to its head, if it starts eating at the tortoise level.
7. Instinct cannot be taught. It is an inborn trait. Mother Eagles lay their eggs on mountain top and make comfortable nests for the eggs. However, when it is time, she overturns the nest and the little birds become free falling. The same God who made you comfortable on one dimension will make you uncomfortable at the same dimension so that you can move to the next dimension. Fear is not evil BUT it is the spirit of fear that is evil. Fear will make you pray and is an inborn trait that makes you aware when danger is near. It is dangerous to remain comfortable on the same dimension. Don’t use the wrong timing like Moses. The instinct was right but the timing was wrong. Moses an orator became a stammerer and was put down for 40years. Have you exhausted the current dimension,
8. Everything in David’s life was by instinct. It was instinct that made him know that he was bigger than the bear that came to snatch the goat. It was instinct, and not intellect (like his brothers) that made him know that when Israel had the national problem of Goliath that he can defeat him. The thing God wants to do with you, do not make any sense. Elijah’s generation was a powerful but a crude one. Elisha’s generation will do twice what Elijah did. The real test of instinct is when opportunity presents itself like in the case of the woman with the issue of blood knowing that if she missed that moment, she may not be healed.
9. Love righteousness and seek justice.
10. Insecurity and low esteem are indicators that you are now on a new dimension.
My new abode is right across a chapel of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG). Yesterday evening, the sound of the Praise Worship in the church attracted me to its evening service. It happened to be a joint service of Bible Study and sharing of the Lord’s Supper. I took part in the Lord’s Supper and the Pastor asked us to pray that God should put an end to all evils that surround us. I prayed asking God to quiet all the storms that surround me.
Later in the evening, as I checked my phone, I had received various texts from my lovely wife – all indicating that all was not well with my in-laws. She made certain requests of me and I dutifully carried them out and thereafter went to sleep. It was about three (3) hours later when I woke up and saw a text message from my wife saying “My sister is dead”. This wasn’t good. While I wasn’t shocked, for she has been sick for quite a while, I knew that I had to place a call to my wife. I called and the voice at the other end was one of sobering, my wife was crying! Now, I had seen her crying once before and in our years of marriage, I have decided that anything that will cause her to cry, I have to prevent it. In this case I failed or was t that I could not have prevented this? She was never consolable when she cries and my heart melts in such instances.
I tried all my possible best to persuade her to stop her tears and request that she should make a trip this way, if she wants to otherwise direct me the way she want so that I can help to address things she wanted done. Her cry wasn’t stopping and with a barrier of distance, it was impossible for me to have my hands around her, cuddle her and provide the support she needed in this period of grieve. I knew how well she was concerned for her sister and what the sister meant to her. I could understand how emotionally pained she was regarding this death and yet I was helpless in this period of her need.
Now, the bible makes us to understand that it is given for us all to die only once and following this will be judgement. None of us is going to escape this earth alive, except a few that will see the Lord at his appearing. In the past couple of weeks, the news have not all been well. A friend lost his wife, my daughter’s tutor lost his son and now my in-law is dead. Death has a peculiar way of reminding us all of our mortality and that one of these days, we will succumb to its cold cruel hands. As a result of this constant reminder, I have changed my mantra. I have started asking myself, what I can do differently each day to bring happiness to my life and the lives of those that surround me.
The founding fathers of the American state got it right when they declared independence in congress on the 4th of July 1776 stating that ”We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness”. It is our individual rights to pursue happiness, whatever that means to each and every one of us.
As you read this piece, please ask yourself what makes me happy and how can I further such causes that provide happiness to me and those around me. Remember that life is temporal and one day you will be gone just as my in-law has gone. When the end comes, will you be full of regrets of the things that you should have, could have, would have done but did not do or would you gladly yield to death in the expectation of a more glorious home in heaven?
Adieu Mama Ojo!
….and off goes Baba Ojo to join her..
For most of the day, I was away on a work assignment. The day was drawing to its end when I alighted from the speed boat that had conveyed me to the place of my work assignment. My feet were just touching the land at the jetty when I heard the tone signalling that a message was coming in on my phone. I reached for my pockets, pulled out the phone and there it was. Another dark day of our lives, Baba Ojo was dead.
Less than a month ago, he was hale and hearty. No one would have thought that dead was lurking behind, so close by to take him away. The news was that he tripped while coming back home from work, hit his head on the floor and lost consciousness. From then hence, it was a case of a stone rolling down the hill. He was rushed to an hospital, revived from a coma and then taken to Badagry General Hospital to be cared for. Alas, it was too little, too late.
Today 15th Oct 2014, he said bye to mother earth and he is gone….never to come this way again. Life is short and yet we all are hustling and bustling all around, never giving thought to what happens after our temporary sojourn here. This world is not our home, we are but passing through!
It’s 5th October and I am at the Kotoka International Airport awaiting my flight to Lagos to start boarding. Time flies or so it seemed. It was barely 5 days ago, on my bed in Lagos that I decided that visiting Accra would be a good way to spend a late minute two (2) day vacation that I got.
That I came and I saw was not disputable. However, whether I conquered as Napoleon did was altogether a different issue. However, my objective of coming to Accra was not to conquer it but to put to test the myths around Accra. As I started my trip, I got on twitter and created a harsh tag #Mythsaboutaccra to document my thoughts on the truth behind these myths. I was not waoed by Accra. As I leave, I am leaving with disappointments. It was the story of another African nation abounding in talents and resources but saddled with crap leadership and morally insensitive government.
I arrived Accra late on 1st October 2014 having endured an unapologetic flight delay of more than 1 hour on Arik Air. I was disappointed. Disappointed in the leadership of Ararume at Arik, with all the expectations around quality. In my mind, I asked, do these people ever think the market doesn’t penalise for this insensitivity to keeping appointments or have they forgotten that the flight ticket is a contract? An offer by the passenger to pay a certain sum if the airline will convey him to a predetermined destination at an advertised time and an acceptance by the airline? Anyway, I am sending a nice little note to our ceo@arikair, just in case he is surrounded by incompetent self-serving teams that protect him from that truth that is called reality!
Going through Kotoka was smooth and seamless. These guys were efficient and was not looking for any tips or hands down to sway them from doing their jobs. I noticed that the heat sensing body thermometers at use in Accra were larger than the ones that I have come to be accustomed to in Lagos since the beginning of this West African Ebola Epidemic. I engaged the port health official in a conversation around this and she pleasantly addressed my concerns with charm. I saw a couple of ATMs and presented my Nigerian Bank issued Debit card and got a ward of cedis at an exchange rate of 56Naira to 1 cedi. I got through customs and immigration in a breeze and I was soon at the Taxi Park. The tidier, neat surroundings of the Kotoka Airport and the appearance of order was noticeable, different from the chaos that surrounds the MMIA. As I got to the Taxi Rack, the difference become barely undistinguishable, it was riotous and the pool of human heads were the same. All trying to pull you into their car and drive you off to your location, while reaping you blind! After I had dodged the entreaties of two or more of these drivers, I finally landed in the hands of one that offered to take me to my hotel in the Adabraka area for 15cedis. While I gladly accepted this, somewhere in my mind I had the gut feeling that I was being ripped off. As I later were to discover, a couple of days hence, the trip was worth between 6 and 10cedis. I bit my lips, in anger.
I arrived at my hotel within minutes and was soon settled in my room. The trip from Kotoka to Adabraka was nice and it took me through some of the nicest neighbourhoods and roads in Accra. We went through a couple of traffic lights which as the case was in Lagos were obeyed by the taxis and buses but were apparently not visible to the Okadas ( I must note that these were not truly Okadas, commercial motor bikes are uncommon in Accra). The hotel was not what I was expecting but I can’t complain. It was value enough for the amount that I was paying. I laid my bag down and went for a stroll in the neighbourhood to look around. There was not much to see, nothing from the usual. I started my slow paced walk back to the hotel and it was then that I started noticing the girls and then the ladies. Poised at different locations around the road and skimpily dressed in sensual ways, I was to realise that these were the ladies of the night. They came in different sizes and shapes and it seemed that for their profession, beauty really doesn’t matter! I noticed two of them, probably in their late teens chatting in front of me and swaying their you-know-what. I moved on, got to my hotel an requested for the internet password. I got into my room, connected my phones and laptop to the wireless internet and started reviewing the day’s emails and made a few calls to families and friends. The quality of the connection was better than average – things work in Ghana!
The next morning was a Thursday. I had picked up on the inflight magazine of Arikair and selected a couple of places that I needed to visit in Ghana. Top on the list was the famous Makola Market. It was promoted as a must see – on the top list of things to do in Ghana. If I had known that I was going to another replica of Isale Eko, Idumota or Oke Arin market, I wouldn’t have ventured out. There it was, Makola market in all its glory – of people and filth. I had come to Ghana being told of how clean and different Ghana was from Nigeria. The sight of Makola market wiped away every good imaginations that I have had about Ghana. I walked through the market, it was all familiar to me – a smaller replica of the Jankara market in Lagos. I soon wiggled my way through the dense cloud of humans and waved down a taxi to take me to my next stop – the Kwame Nkrumah Memorial Park and Mausoleum.
I loved this place, it was the epitome of the Ghanaians bringing to live their deep sense of history and possible appreciation to the foresight and leadership of their first president. The fourteen (14) flute men (seven on either side of Kwame’s statue) as well as the cleanliness of the park was a great sight. I approached the ticketing counter and declared upfront that I was a visiting foreigner – a declaration that ended up costing me ten (10) cedis as opposed to the two that a Ghanaian would have paid. I took some nice pictures around and found my way into the park office which contains different memorabilia depicting the life and times of the fallen hero. Kwame lived a great life and most likely a fulfilled one, ending up to be a co-president of Guinea! He was a man and one with his own faults too. I left without a doubt in my mind that had the military let Osagieyefo be, he would have been a president for life in Ghana. The nice lady at the office took me around the park and talked me through the three burials of Kwame, and pointed out in the distance the Cardillac that Kwame used to ride in to me. With the Cardillac, I was disappointed, it could have been better preserved! My mind rushed back to the fact that Murtala Mohammed’s car in which he was assassinated, is suffering not a better fate in Lagos as well.
I left the park and walked into the nearby magistrate court. It was hot in Accra and I earnestly craved a bottle of coke which I got for 2 cedis. I requested for directions and took a leisure walk through about five minutes of dirt road with its nauseating stink and arrived at the cliff bordering the Gulf of Guinea. The sight was not the most pleasant and looking around I just couldn’t fathom that ,as a people, we have not understood how to preserve and improve our environment. I thought of what could have been, this same cliff could be transformed into a valued relaxation spot for the people of Ghana and also be an income yielding asset as a tourist attraction. Where are your listening ears, oh leaders of Ghana? I couldn’t bear the sight for long, I turned and briskly made my way back through the beaten dirt roads that I took to the place. I did not miss the commercialization of Christianity as gleamingly being displayed by a nearby church. Broadly advertised was a coming service to be anchored by the Nigerian Pastor Ayo Oritsejeafor. I noted that the Ghanaians are closely following the footsteps of my nation. Rich pastors and poor church members.
Not far from where I stood wad the Ghanaian Central Bank. I crossed the road to take a picture of it and walk through the back of the bank to the General Post Office Accra. It looked splendid in its colonial structure which has all appearances of being well maintained from the outside. I walked around it and took a few pictures. I noticed that while the computer age has caught up with many on the African continent, a couple of Ghanaians were still plying their trade in the typing of affidavits using the typewriters of yonder years. I smiled to myself. I got to the back of the post office and there they were – rows and columns of private office boxes. I could link these numerous boxes to the inscription on each and every commercial vehicle in Accra, one that requires the P.O.Box number of the owner to be detailed on the vehicle. It seems its working well. I was tired and felt that I had seen enough, I called a taxi and headed back to my hotel.
Later in the evening, I took a walk around Adabraka. I walked up the Kojo Thompson Road up to the overhead bridge and then back through an alternate road. Nothing exciting struck me, it was a tale of people plying their trades on the road side without any inhibition whatsoever. I walked into a restaurant, having been attracted by the bold advertisement at the entrance, only to eat the worst prepared rice meal of my life.
The next morning, I took a taxi and visited the Accra Mall. In the mall, I saw the Bata shop, which brings about a reminiscence of my early childhood. I am a fan of the Bata Shoes as they are well made and last years. I used to possess a Bata Cortina shoe which I used for many years as a child. These Bata shops have closed out in Nigeria yet they are thriving in Ghana which made me to ask, what kills businesses in Nigeria yet sustain them in Ghana? I was later to come across Barclays Bank, also long gone from Nigeria but yet thriving in Ghana. I purchased two pairs of shoes and then wandered leisurely through the shopping mall admiring the various Kente fabrics and the creations that had been made out of them. I settled down for a nice lunch at the food court and thereafter made my way out of the mall, across the road where I got accosted by street urchins begging for money. I waved down a cab and went to the Marina Mall at the Airport area. I took some servings of ice cream and settled down to watch Ghanaian movie producers at work filming a scene just next to me. I was attracted by the Latante DC10 Restaurant – a restaurant inside a DC10 aircraft formerly owned by Ghana Airways. I wanted to visit the restaurant but could not figure my way there from the mall and soon gave up the idea. I took a taxi to Labadi Beach Hotel and fell in love with the neat, well-manicured gardens of the hotel that fronts the beach. I ordered a soda drink and sat down for a long while, enjoying the cool breeze of the Atlantic as well as the beautiful scenery around. After I felt that I had taken enough, I strolled leisurely across the manicured garden, visited the swimming pool. It was a nice way to spend the afternoon, a dip in the pool was all I needed to cope with the soaring heat.
Somehow, the words of the old national anthem kept drumming in my ears.
Why did we give up this anthem that ought to have been a constant reminder to us all about what our allegiance to the country requires? I have heard all the argument about the colonial undertones in the anthem as well as how derogatory the word tribe was. These do not provide sufficient explanation, it really had to be something more. Something really BIG! Somehow we need to get our conspiracy theorist to look at this.
My opinion? I think General Obasanjo and his group changed the anthem in 1978 because they gave up on handing over to our children “a banner without stain” as stanza 2 of the anthem required us to. It sort of dawned on them that, as a nation, we were incapable of doing that. It was also probably that they were visionaries. They saw the future and noted that the generations of rulers we would have won’t be thrilled with a stainless banner. If they consider handing over any banner at all, they would rather have it stained, torn and shredded! As visionaries, Obasanjo and his team might have seen that Nigeria was not going to be a land “where truth and justice reign”. They must have deeply thought about it and concluded that they do not want to be sycophants or pharisaic and it was better they expunge such onerous commitments from the anthem.
How else can we explain the current situation in Nigeria in the light of what it used to be? My kids, who have been beneficiaries of God’s grace, attend schools with facilities that are amazing. I usually tell them of the facilities that we had in my days in Ibadan that they were equally comparable to what they are having now. In response, they say “Daddieeee”. That is their word for incredible, too good to be true!
Growing up in Bodija, with “incredible” roads and well laid out houses interspersed with green vegetation was lovely. That environment was comparable to any environment you have in the suburbs of London or any other international city of now. Again, my kids will say “Daddieeee”. I spent years of my youth in Agege and Akoka. While these places were not as amazing as Bodija, we had tarred roads and public water was a reality. Going round these areas now is a pointer to how bad things have become – an open sore that has failed to heal.
When NYSC, in its wisdom, sent me miles away from home to the South East, one of the immediate learning was how blessed Nigeria was. The journey was 8 hours by J5 (not many will remember that Peugeot contraption that was the vehicle of choice for commercial transportation by Roadtune) through lush vegetation crossing the beautiful River Niger bridge at Onitsha. Absolutely no pot holes on the roads. I travelled a section of that journey a few years ago by flying to Port Harcourt and then by road along similar terrains. The roads were gone, erosions have created gullies all over and the journey took almost 6hrs. Note that this journey was less than 1/8th of what I used to cover in 8hrs.
I sort of understand my children’s measuring yardsticks. They’ve seen it all in their years – the deplorable state of infrastructure around them as they grew up. The insecurity of lives and properties and the general lack of care for anything good by the majority of our people. Now, added to this , is the terrible news that, day after day, is being churned out of that space of this earth called Nigeria. I have stopped being bothered by their “Daddieeee”. I would have given the same response (if not more, though I might have ended up getting a few slaps) if I were in their shoes.
NIGERIA’s NATIONAL ANTHEM 1960-1978
Nigeria we hail thee,
Our own dear native land,
Though tribe and tongue may differ,
In brotherhood we stand,
Nigerians all, and proud to serve Our sovereign Motherland.
Our flag shall be a symbol
That truth and justice reign,
In peace or battle honour’d,
And this we count as gain,
To hand on to our children
A banner without stain.
O God of all creation,
Grant this our one request,
Help us to build a nation Where no man is oppressed,
For many of us, with not enough funds to buy exercise equipments and maintain a gym in our houses, Lake Morgan has become somewhat of our exercise spot. Apart from the scenic beauty of the lake and its well kept surroundings, it provides a 3.5km walk trail that is so easy for the young and old to use at most part of the day. If you are into running, skating, cycling, jogging or walking, this trail is amenable to whatever you bring its way. Whatever you do, you will not be alone and will find company in both old and young doing the same around the lake.
My wife and I have come to find this walking trail our shared opportunity to temporarily leave life’s challenges behind and enjoy the company of each other while catching some much needed exercise through walking. You will most likely find us on the trail doing the long stride walking or jogging and chatting at the same time.
A grateful heart
This morning we were on the trail. Rather than drive to the Lake, we chose to walk straight there from our house and back. The weather was calm and nice and the walk to the lake was just pleasant and enjoyable. We did our normal walk but on getting mid-way, our attention was drawn to the shed next to the exercise equipments.
We have often used the exercise equipments but at no time have we paid attention to the tent looking shed near by. After the body stretching, I walked into the shed and was surprised to realise that it is a monument dedicated to the many Australians that, in their death, have donated their organs to many others so they may live.
The roll call dates back to the 1960s but the list of names then was not many. In recent years, 2011 to 2012, the list has grown showing that the idea of giving ones organs to others, when one is gone has caught on. It is not only a nice thing to do, it is what God will like us to do. At that point, I remember that Jesus gave his life on the cross that we may be released from the bondage of sins. While we cannot repeat what Christ did for us, I thought of how nice it will be to know that giving my heart, lung, kidneys or other internal organs, after I am dead, has allowed one individual out there to live a longer healthier life.
The shed of Remembrance
I left the shed thinking of the story of the good Samaritan as told by Jesus to the rich man. I remember that Jesus concluded saying that “whomever you are able to help, that person is your neighbour”. I wonder what a better world it will be if as many of us as can, will sign up to donate our organs to help those in need.
“Startled, stunned,
You begin to run,
‘Til you hear the gun,
Then the baffling is done.
Frightened, stricken,
Your footsteps quicken.
Another gunshot then,
You hear the sounds of dogs and men.
One thing echoes through your mind,
Run! Run! RUN!
One thing is on their mind,
Gun! Gun! GUN!
You finally escape,
But then shouts the man in the cape,
‘Don’t stop until he is done!’,
The chase has begun.”
Port Hedland out of the way…
Well it should be an old story now that VirginAustralia almost messed up my family vacation to Sydney last year. Being one that believes in holding businesses accountable for their actions, despite all attempts by VirginAustralia not to accept it erred, I was eventually able to squeeze some sort of compensation from them – a credit to my travel bank account. The airline expected me to utilise within a year. Time passes very fast, especially when you are having fun. A year has just gone by and I must use the balance in the travel bank or lose it. The question then was, in this vast continent called Australia, where do I really wanted to go. It was either darwin or Port Hedlands that was on my mind, that was until I heard of Broome from a colleague.
So why Broome? The answer was in the history of the town. It was the capital of commercial Pearl farming in the world and hence had a rich history in the diversity of people that call Broome home. It was also because of what I have heard about its clear blue waters known and depicted by its most popular beach – Cable Beach. As I was told, at low tide if you look carefully at an unmarked spot you will be able to see the footsteps of a Dinosaur! I was also told that it was the gateway to Kimberly, one from which many an adventurer set up for their exploration journey of the Kimberly – an area that consists of ancient, steep-sided mountain ranges. It is a popular stop for cruise ships in Western Australia and features in many Australian Travel magazines as one place that one needs to visit in his lifetime. All these were the reasons why I had to jettison the idea of Darwin or Port Hedland and chose to visit Broome. I knew the answer was certainly not about its future – not much economic activity was happening there. The sands are red…. the sort that do not support farming. As to mining, it wasn’t Broome that commands the pride of place as well.
Broome is a remote northern city of Western Australia. It is around 2,200kms away from Perth. If that doesn’t say much, consider that as being 30hrs drive away by road or 2hours 30 minutes by a jet plane.
I wanted to be a backpacker….
I wanted to be a backpacker. One of my ambitions, when I retire, is to travel and see the world without this costing me a fortune. This was to be my first experience in backpacking and I gladly embraced it.
In planning for the trip, I wanted to stay at a budget hotel and have an opportunity to mix with that group of people that are always on the move, exploring new territories and taking in the sights and sounds of our beautiful planet. I got on booking.com to reserve accommodation but the options I got were not appealing. Consider sharing a room with 4 bunks and paying $50 per night? I freaked out. That would be a lot of body odour and possibly smelling shoes in a container box. I am sure my constituents will rebel at this and may catch some sickness there from. I settled for the next sensible thing, a 5 star hotel advertised as “Broome with a view”. The Mangrove Resort Hotel.
That part of my backpacking experience, the one that was doable, was to find my way to Perth’s Domestic Airport Terminal 2 without my car or using a taxi. I called in the help of maps.google.com and thereafter commenced my journey. After a sweaty 2hrs of walking and using Transperth, I arrived at the Airport. This was a trip would have taken me less than 30mins by car. In making it to the Airport in one piece, without my car, I was pleased with myself.
…and it was take-off to Broome.
The trip was in a Fokker 200, a plane designed for 100 passengers. We had a full flight, probably with 2 empty seats. Everything went well, except for a little delay at take off, Perth airport must be having too many flights taking up and landing than its runway infrastructure could cope with. It needed to expand, Perth is no longer a little city, not anymore. Our flight was delayed for about 30mins but we finally took off. I sat next to a middle-aged couple, they were sort of a nice pair but not much conversation took place between us for the two and a half hours flight, except for a simple hello and thank you here and there, when beverages were passed.
Maybe it was Quantas announcement of its losses and plans to slice 5,000 jobs or maybe it was just that VirginAtlantic was miserly and was trying to cut costs to address the loss it also announced, the refreshment provided aboard the flight was one of the worst I’ve had in a very long time. The flight was smooth, smooth enough that I wanted to catch some sleep. I did not succeed with this. The attraction to take in as much view of the vast barren land that makes a large part of Western Australia and was fleeting past my window was enough to stop sleep in its tracks.
Yes, you'll need a 4X4The pilot’s voice finally came on the speakers informing us to prepare for landing. The plane landed and ,again, as I had witnessed several times over the passengers that have patiently sat in the plane for more than two hours could not wait for an extra five minutes for the doors to open. They were all up in the aisle, flinging the luggage racks open and displaying that impatience that is common to most men. Me? I was calm and quiet, after all I was on vacation. I alighted from the aircraft to be met with the warmest gust of air of a type I can hardly say I had experienced before. Surely, this was Broome and we were in the northern fringes of Australia! I walked into the arrival terminal, across the carousel and in no time was out of the small airport building. I got to the taxi rack and after a wait of about five minutes, a taxi came along and I made my way to the front passenger seat.
The driver must just have finished a stick of cigarette as the air in the bus was fouled with a nauseating cigarette smell. I hate cigarette smells and was getting annoyed when the driver tried to start a conversation with me. Where are you from? I am originally from Morocco. I answered that I was from Nigeria. He paused and then said “what the fuck is going on over there? Men there’s a lot of killing in that country!” For the second time, in two days, I was being called to act as the Njgerian Minister for Communication, a position that I was neither being paid for nor appointed to by the Nigerian government. View of the Roebuck BayI confirmed the killings and mentioned that it was an attack by the Islamists against Western Education. One thing that gave me hope, in the ensuing conversation, was this guy was probably a Muslim and he was unhappy on how a group of people, under the guise of religion, will reject rather than embrace an opportunity! The opportunity that western education provides. It tells me that true Muslims were not supportive of the “jihad” that is being waged against innocent, men, women and children in North East Nigeria.
I was soon at the hotel. Remember, the one whose slogan is “Broome with a view”? An elderly lady was at the counter, one with a charming smile who tenderly asked “how may I be of help to you today?” I was in the best of mood, probably it was the smile that disinfected me of the anger that was brewing in me earlier. Oh, top of the day to you, if you’ll give me a second, I will hand over to you a beautiful piece of paper so that you can help me find a wonderful room in this BIG city of yours. She did whatever people of her type does on the computer and handed me a key with directions on how to get to my room. I walked across the frontage of the hotel, made a corner, took a flight of steps and was at my room’s door.
The room was modest but far away from anything luxurious. I was disappointed. I settled in, took a shower and was out of the room. It was time to explore and on the agenda was China Town.
There was nothing Chinese about China Town…
When is a name not a name? Well if you ask me, it is when the name depicts something and the thing named is not in the least a semblance of the name. You got it! There was nothing Chinese about China Town!
When I browsed through the top 10 things to do in Broome earlier on Tripadvisor.com I didn’t pay attention to the things travellers had written about China Town. Chen's ChineseWho would? If you have been to China Town in Singapore, Korea, San Francisco, you would have already made up your mind on what to expect in China Towns. Think Different, so advised Steve Jobs. Broome’s China Town was a world apart from such China Towns. At 7pm on this Friday, there was nothing to see. The shops that adorned the town, the Pearl Shops, were locked up and the only thing that depicted a semblance of life was an odd bar with a couple of hippies at the front yard.Japanese Monument
I walked further then I met the original landowners of Australia – the Aborigines. The truth hurts but must be told and I do this with a deep sense of apology. They were everywhere on the field and the sight depicts homelessness and a general abandonment of whatever potentials that life may hold. It was a mix of generations – the old, the new and the very new. It was a sight that I behold nearly everywhere I have been on this vast continent. I also saw the presence of government, it’s efforts in providing medical care to this group. Right there, on the field, was an ambulance attending to whatever medical needs these people have.
I kept on walking until my stomach started speaking in tongues which I deciphered as it saying “I am hungry”. Then came the tempter. In my case, I wasn’t being asked to turn stones to bread as it was with Jesus. It was a still, subtle voice saying you deserve a McDonalds. I took a look at my expanding waist line and remember how my daughter taunts me on this. I said No, I don’t. Aborigines on the moveThen the voice became persuasive, just across from you is a McDonald, it’s the closest place to get a burger. I was yielding to this reason and was about to cross the road when I got strength from above and said begone from me, you Devil. I am not having a burger. I settled for fish and chips and took this along with me to the hotel. It would be my delicious supper. Oh, I almost forgot, it was also with water as I also said No to Coke as well.Yeepee, I survived the tempter!
On getting to the hotel, I noticed an unusual number of vehicles parked everywhere. I went to the receptionist asking to know what was happening. She informed that there was a pool party going on with a live band. I made it to the pool side and there was a lady playing a mixture of cool soul songs to the guitar strings of another member of her band. I took a seat and spread my fish and chips on the table, it was time to eat. I was at peace with myself looking at the vast waters of Roebuck Bay, the harmony between the water and the mangrove forest around it and how calm and easy going the people around me were. Everything was devoid of stress. I imagined this was the way the good Lord wanted the world to be. Damn Adam! He shouldn’t have eaten the forbidden fruit and brought a course upon us all. I took a look at the Cliffs around the bay and the different layers of brownish rocks that have been exposed by the years and years of the water pounding on the cliffs. I concluded that the earth was from old and my faith was once again reaffirmed in the creation story in the book of Genesis.
I looked at my watch, it was a little bit after 9pm, I walked back to my room, placed a few phone calls and fell on the bed with a heavy sigh of “a-ha”. I put on the TV and listened to the news about man’s foolishness and stupidity across many places in the world fuelling wars and death. I said my prayers, closed my eyes and slept.
All he saw was potential…
I woke up to the gleaming rays of sunlight penetrating into my room. I shrugged my shoulders and turned to the other side. If there was anything that I had come to accept as fait accompli in Western Australia, it was the early risen of the morning sun. The sun, in all it’s full glory, rises over the land as early as 5:30am on most days. Today, I am on vacation and was least bothered with the sun. I tried to catch some more sleep. It was futile, I soon gave up as my body clock seemed already programmed to come alive and will not yield to the manual override that I was suggesting. I said my morning prayers, took a quick shower and off to the hotel’s dining room I headed. Got there only to be told that breakfast was not included in my room rate and that I needed to pay $25 extra for this. I chose not to do this.
I headed to Cable Beach as I had been told that no vacation to Broome was complete without visiting this beach. It was the town bus that I joined. This bus looks told a story that it had seen better days and the end was coming to it. The Driver was white bearded and his look was one that suggested he took his work more serious than life. I paid my $4 fee and took my sit at the back of the bus, joining only two other passengers. We passed through China Town, the Airport, the Crocodile Farm and finally were at Cable Beach. The trip afforded me the opportunity to see Broome for all it was – a sleepy old town with a coastline whose glory days have passed. The roads were good with a trickle of vehicles on the roads. The houses were not new and reflect ages in their existence but were well taken care of.
I went straight to the Indian Ocean shore and was whaoed by the sheer cleanliness of the water. It was untainted by filth in any form. Cable BeachYou can see through it and it was luring. For as far as the eyes can see, it all was crystal clear water and there were no dirts anywhere on the beach. It was as if some fellow cleans the beach and he does this diligently and frequently. The beach was not crowded and the few people there were busy pursuing their different passions – yoga, running, walking, swimming and for some just sitting down and taking in the clean fresh air. I took a few pictures, captured the sight on my GoPro and was walking back until the sight of some unusual looking rocks in the middle of the beach caught my attention. I walked towards this mound and was met with another wonder of nature. Cable Beach RocksRight around me were black rock boulders on a floor that seemed to have been tiled by a skilled workman. The tiles were made of limestone rocks that have been smoothened and polished by the incessant washing of the ocean water. It exhumes a sort of beauty. A different kind of beauty. I took some pictures with a plan to print these and frame them up for my wall. I walked back towards the cliff and once again was accosted by the red soil. It was everywhere, covered with some overlay of grasses and other light sand. I am sure those interested in finding out how old the earth was will find some amazing things to work with here. I took a slow climb up the ladder and headed to Sunset Bar & Grill. I settled down to a full continental breakfast for 28 quids, taking my sit at a spot with an unhindered view of the ocean. I ate in silence, slowly, but the whole world around me was noisy, full of chatters. There were family tables and others of friends all having breakfast and talking from the same mouth. It was a delicious meal and after giving it some time to digest, I walked towards the bus stop.
Passing through the car park, I came across the burst image of a gentleman with a parrot on his shoulder. His name, Robert McAlpine. Freeman of BroomeI read the tribute to him and what really caught my attention was the statement “all he saw was potential”. Robert came to Broome from the UK in the late 70s, a time when Broome had been in significant decline with the hay days of the Pearl Industry gone. He saw opportunities to invest in tourism and promoted the rehabilitation of the historical aspects of Broome and he pursued them significantly becoming the architect of present day Broome as a tourist destination. For this, in 2012, the people of Broome awarded him the Freeman of Broome title. I said to myself, if he is the freeman supposedly every other man in Broome is under bondage, a slave maybe?
Well, that said of McAlpine, he did what many in his time would consider brave, he bought into many Broome properties. Some say it was as many as 85, many of which were in disrepair and for a town with no meaningful source of income, one will consider this as great risks. He was said to be responsible for the remodelling of the Sun Pictures, reputed to be the world’s oldest operating picture gardens. In essence, he single handedly managed the transition of Broome from a dying remote town with its lost glories in pearling to the darling of many adventure seekers as a tourist place of interests. As I walked away from his burst image, I wondered whether I see the same thing in Broome to which my answer was an emphatic No. Its not the sort of place on this beautiful planet of ours that I will like to live. I then asked myself again whether I see such opportunities in my home town and country. That got me thinking. Opportunities abound everywhere.
As I moved towards the bus stop shed, I encountered a few camper vans. The dusts on these vans tell a whole story of what they’ve been through to made it to Broome. The occupiers were mainly teens and young individuals whom I assume had taken a gap year out of school to pursue some weird adventures like touring around Australia. A few of them are lazing around in the shades the trees provide while I saw two fellows and a lady, in her bikini, take the trip to the Beach to cool down. I felt this was one thing that I needed to do. To throw all the cares and concerns of life aside for a year or so and be free. Freedom in the sense of seeing the wild beauty that Australia and some other countries provide.
After what seemed an eternity and a lot of sun tanning, the town bus finally arrived with our dear bearded driver at the wheels. As we entered, he took a special interest in one bloke and asked where he was from. Mandurah, the bloke answered. Our bearded driver said something, which I didn’t catch, to mean that he knew him as he had lived in Mandurah before. I was just so happy to be in the bus, with its air condition and shielded from the hot rays of the sun. I thought of the sight of the vast empty lands that I saw from my window in the airplane and concluded that the reason they remained uninhabitable for this long is the fierceness and mercilessness of the weather agents like the sun. Just imagine how people will survive in the wide open under this sun. We were soon at the market, an open local market that holds every Saturday. I alighted from the bus with a couple of other tourists. We crossed the road and were in the market where various articles were displayed for sale, mostly dresses and pearl necklaces. There were a couple of food vendors as well as local paintings. Broome MarketI took a look around, found nothing of significant interests, except for the paintings. The paintings were well presented and were the artists representations of the various relief features of the Kimberly – cliffs, rivers, birds, crocodiles etc. Albeit, these were over-priced and ,to me, they did not represent value for money. I took a few pictures and walked to the Broome Visitors Centre.
…and all I saw was nothing to do….
At the Visitors Center, my attention was drawn to the warning to be careful about purchasing pearls in Boome and to attend a presentation on pearls and what to look for. Visitor CentreI entered the exhibit, with the thoughts of buying a pearl ornament for my wife. After going through the exhibits, the pearls were just not impressive to me and again, like most things in Australia,they were over priced! I walked to the visitors centre look through the various activities and tours on offer like 4X4 drive through the Kimberly, Helicopter flight over the Roebuck Bay, Catamaran trip, open roof bus tour of Broome, visit to the crocodile farm and similar attractions. There was simply no interest from me on these. I took one of the visitors guide and sat down looking through it to see if anything attractive will jump out to me. Nothing did.
It was lunch time and I was hungry. This time there was not much debating between me and myself, I crossed over to the Chicken Place and ordered an ordinary sized chicken burger. I ate this in silence while looking across the oval or field. In the open plain of the field, despite the heat, were the Aborigines in groups. My thoughts wandered on whether these group of Australians were without a home where they could rest their heads and avoid the heat of the day. I could not fathom what the issues were and gave up. When I was done with lunch, I found my way back to the hotel. Mid-way through, my fitbit vibrated, a notification that I had achieved 10,000 steps for the day. I got to the hotel, with a lot of perspiration, and quickly turned on the air conditioner, took off my soaked dress and fell on the bed for an afternoon nap. I woke up around 5pm and went down to the back of the hotel, taking in the beautiful sight of the Roebuck bay, its vegetation and the muddy flats created by the low tides. In the distance, I noticed something unusual, whipped out my camera and zoomed on it. It was a boat, with two men in it, Stuck on the mud flats?possibly stuck in the mud and waiting for the tide to come in. They looked relaxed and were probably fishing as well. The musician started his performance and the crowd started trickling in, taking their sits across the yard. I went to the bar and ordered myself some crocodile meat with a glass of orange juice. I was in the yard for another one hour or so and returned to my room to catch up on the day’s news and what stupid acts men have engaged in again for the day. What was news for the day was the problem in Ukraine and the decision by Russia to mobilise its troops across the national borders of Ukraine to protect its citizens there. I ruminated over this a little and concluded that this was nothing but an act of aggression by Russia. That was not the wisest of all moves. The crazy attack in China of a gang of men wielding knives and stabbing people randomly at the train station, killing 33 in that singular incident, was also mentioned. O God, please help mankind! This was my thought when I went to sleep.
Back to the hustle of Perth…
It was 8am when I woke up the next morning and remembered that I needed to check out of the hotel in less than 2 hours. I called the receptionist and requested for a late check out which she granted without any fuss. I considered whether I could make it to Church here in Broome and felt that was not likely. I got on my phone, made a few calls and then was back to my itinerary on what I needed to do before leaving Broome. It was a visit to the Museum and the gift shop. I was told that today being Sunday it was most unlikely that the two places will be open.
I took my time in saying my prayers, took my bath and read the days papers. Found out that my idol, Dolly Paton just performed at the Perth Arena over the weekend, I was unhappy and asked how come I never knew that Dolly would be in town. I turned on the television and got hooked on an Australian outback trip to Kununnura, a border town in Western Australia, east of Broome. I was awed by the sights shown on the TV, the beautiful mountains and the fresh river that flows for 55km with its residents amongst which were the crocodiles. I concluded that there was a lot to see in Australia and I have not started yet. I packed my few belongings, and went to the receptionist to check out. This time, the receptionist was a young lady of European accents. She wanted to know where I was headed to and I made her know this was Perth. Something in that answer doesn’t satisfy her and she asked where I was originally from. I said Nigeria. She said, a-ha, then the heat here should be nothing to you. I told her that it was something as Nigeria doesn’t get this hot. That was a shocker to her as she said she expected it to be much hotter in Nigeria. Taking on the toga of the Minister of Information for Nigeria, as I have often been called to do, I took some time to explain the weather in Nigeria to her. She told me she was from Scotland and it’s always cold over there. She must be one of the many European students that visit Australia to work and vacate for a period of six months to one year. I said my goodbyes, took an apple from the counter and walked to Chinatown.
I sat down at the Aarli’s bar and ordered a Chicken Meal. On finishing my meal, I walked the 1km distance to the airport, checked in and used the available time I had on hand to finish this journal.My experience in Broome is that it was a sleepy little old town that you may want to visit if you are seeking for some quietness and want to be away from all pressures of modern day city living. However, if you are the very adventurous, unless you are ready to drive a 4×4 and head out into the Kimberly, there is virtually nothing to keep you engaged. Oh Yes, the bars were pretty populated and if you drink, you will find some good company in these. For me, it was another experience and was relaxing to the body. It allowed me to give some thoughts to some pending issues and overall, with someone else paying the bill for the flight, I have no regrets.
Following my not too savory experience in Singapore, being a man that will not go down without a fight, I wrote a letter to the Singaporean Immigration Authorities. I sent copies of the letter to the Nigerian High Commissions in Australia and Singapore as well as to the Singaporean High Commission in Australia.
Prior to leaving Changi Airport, on arrival, I had sent in a feedback to the authorities of the Airport. On April 25th, I received a request for further information from the Terminal Operations Manager of the Airport and swiftly provided the requested information. The Airport is yet to get back to me on its position concerning this issue.
However, on Friday I received a very pleasant phone call from the Nigerian High Commissioner to Australia – Amb. Ayo Olukanni. The discussion I him reaffirmed my faith that “we shall overcome someday” our challenges as a nation. The challenges that have made us to be treated with infamy by many nations are basically from the way some of our countrymen have acted or failed to act. The solutions will be in the actions and failure to act of those of us that see a need for change. He was humble, he understood the issues and he was ready to pursue necessary courses of actions within the foreign diplomatic community to ensure that this does not happen to others. He was also frank concerning the challenges that we face as a nation and how this limits the extent to which the consulates can act.
What I appreciate about the call from the Ambassador was that he made the call himself! He did not leave it to any other member of the diplomatic corp to do this, to show his concern, he did this himself. Dear Ambassador, thank you.
I still eagerly await the response from our Singaporean friends and I will keep all updated. However, the message here is for us to be shining examples of Nigerians in every sphere of life we find ourselves. If in doing this, we encounter situations that impinges on our humanity, we should fight back. They that come to equity must come with clean hands, so says our learned friends.
As I sluggishly raised myself off the bed yesterday morning, made a little prayer to the Almighty God, I started the now habitual routine of singing to the almighty. However, just after a few songs, I found myself singing out the Government College Ibadan school song….School of our pride built on the rock.
Yesterday, was a different day. After going through the three (3) stanzas, something compelled me to start once again from stanza one and sing the anthem over and over again. I brushed my teeth and kept on singing the school song, I started meditating on the words. Not that I haven’t done this before, in reality it is something that I do frequently. However, yesterday, it all came to me with a different meaning and a question that I haven’t asked myself before stirred up in me – how have I held true to the words of the school song that I have professed with my lips?
Well, to be candid, I think I have done well, really well. Stanza 1 verse 3 is a prayer that our learnings in school should affect our conduct in life. In my case, those two (2) years I spent within the walls of this great institution kept on shaping my attitude to life and my daily conduct. Given where I am in life today, I will say this prayer is largely answered.
Stanza2 verse 1 professes that I should not be selfish in the rendition of my services; I seem not to have been fully compliant in this regard. Well, to some extent, I will concede that I fell short of the service requirement and …., before you crucify me, I think as a student of Adam Smith, I am justified! Was it not Adam Smith in his “Wealth of Nation” that propounded the gospel that men should be self serving and it is by doing so that the larger society prospers? Like it or not, Paul Samuelson, the renowned economics also supports this when he penned down the following words in his book Economics:
“As every individual … therefore, endeavors as much as he can,….. By pursuing his own interest, he frequently promotes that of the society more effectually than when he really intends to promote it”
There you have it, the society is much better off when I promote service to myself (being selfish) than when I seek the common good of the society! For those who have watched the 1987 film, Wall Street, and the 2010 sequel Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, you would not deny knowing Gordon Gekko. He was the one that uttered the statement that Greed is Good in 1987. After spending 23 years in prison, he came out in 2010 to reaffirm that Greed is not only good but it is legal!
Yes, I am aware that many will ask – Bimbo are you nuts? No not really. I still believe in service to others but I disagree with the “not to self” ending in that stanza. I think it should change to service to others and to self.
The next stanza encourages consideration for Nigeria first in all my doings. Well I have always been moved by this and despite the happening on in Nigeria, I still remain committed to this ideal. The Christian Faith, which I profess, in Psalm 122:6 commands us to pray for the peace of Jerusalem. In my case, Nigeria is my Jerusalem and it is important for me to pray and seek its peace always. In Jer 29:7, concerning the captives of Israel, God commanded that they should:
“…seek the peace of the city whither I have caused you to be carried away captives, and pray unto the LORD for it: for in the peace thereof shall ye have peace.”
So if God commands us to pray for our captors, it does naturally follow that we should seek the peace of our own land.
When it comes to showing honest labours dignity, I will give myself a pass mark in this also. I have endeavored to do this through my actions and not by the words of my mouth but as many will agree, this is rather a herculean task.
At the end of this monologue with myself, I recommitted myself to the vision of the school and sang the school anthem with a new sense of pride, knowing that I have not deviated from its ideals. How I wish I can stand again before Principal Fashina and sing the school song.
For my readers, can you share your school songs in the comment to this piece? Have you hold true to the ideals enshrined in the words of the song?
Government College Ibadan – School Song
School of our pride built on the rock,
By order, justice and fair play ruled,
May what we dare to learn from thee in youth
Be our guide light throughout our lives
School of our pride we build on thee.
Service is to others not to self,
Consideration for our Nation first,
By our examples and not by precept,
Show honest labours dignity,
School of our pride we build on thee.
Generations shall come and go,
But our pride youth will for aye remain,
May be not in the confines of your walls,
But in Alumni world-renowned.
School of our pride we build on thee
Lagelu Grammar School, Ibadan – School Song
Who are students bright and gay,
here they are in Lagelu
Diligent and disciplined,
here they are in Lagelu
Chorus: Wherever I go; whatever I be,
I’ll always uphold your name.
Hold you dear;hold you near,
to my heart, Lagelu
In classroom work;
in the field of play
social life and everything,
lazy drones, cheats and idlers,
have no room in Lagelu
Being an African or a Nigerian does not make me a criminal.
The country of my birth is not a factor that should be used in determining my criminal tendencies. Of the various life choices that I can make, neither the circumstance of my birth nor who my parents are was within my power of choices, the reality is that others made these choices for me, before I had my first breath on this planet. This holds true for each and every human that shares this space called Earth with me. What each of us can then only do is to live out our lives within the confines of these two choices that have been made for us.
As Martin Luther King rightly looked for, many today are still looking for a world where they will not be judged by the colour of their skins but by the content of tbeir character. Unfortunately, this simple dream made public at the steps of the Lincoln Memorial on 28th August 1963 remains a dream for many almost fifty years after MLK groaned it out.
I was born in the rainforest of Nigeria to a family of modest means. In my years of existence on this part of eternity, I have jealously protected my name and created an expectation around the name – one that many have come to agree stands for honesty, justice and godliness. I stand untainted by blemish, of any form. This is my little light that I am making to shine. To be fair, given the thick darkness that pervades my environment, my little light shines really bright.
Unlike many that share the same circumstance of being Nigerian with me, I have been favourably smiled at by the creator who has taken me to the far and near of this wonderful world that he made in six days. Starting with road trips to the Republic of Benin, my world sojourn grew to encompass other countries as the United Kingdom, the United States and then France. My travel map covers such countries as South Korea, Germany, Hong Kong, Thailand, Qatar, UAE, China and South Africa. Oh I forgot to mention Singapore as well. Yes, same Singapore which I visited visa free in 2006.
In these sojourns, I had gone through various experiences at the hands of immigration officials, some not so good and others simply wonderful. The very first was in California in 2005 while trying to cross the Pacific to Korea. My family and I got pulled back, from the entire passengers that were to board the United flight, for bomb tests .Of course, I protested that this was racial profiling.
I had always told the world, at least those who cared to listen, that when it comes to acts of terrorism, the world should focus its energies somewhere else away from Nigeria. It was a sound argument, and it held true, until my countryman Abdulmutallab decided to give a Christmas gift to Nigeria by becoming the first recorded Nigerian suicide bomber. Arguments abound as to whether one can truly regard him as a Nigerian, given that he spent more years out of Nigeria than he did within it. However the reality is that he carried a Nigerian passport. Shortly after, I was leaving Houston and words are not enough to describe the humiliating experience of being pulled aside and being thoroughly searched because I some from a country of interest. Thank God that, with much outcry, the United States soon changed her policy and the Nigerian passport does not necessarily put you on the radar for special treatment.
I thought I had seen it all, how wrong I was! It all started with a desire of the family to vacate somewhere outside Australia. The plan was to spend a few days in the Phillipines and since we would transit in Singapore do same as well in Singapore. We sent in our papers for Visa to the Singaporean embassy, paid the required fees and gotten the eVisa. Remember, as at 2006 when we visited this country, as a Nigerian you do not need a visa. The pre-approval for the Phillipines Visa came a little below two weeks before our planned departure. To send our passports to the consulate for tbe phillipines visa was adjudged high risk as we may not get this back before our planned travels. So we decided to spend all the travel days in Singapore.
We arrived Singapore in the early morning hours and then going through immigration, I was reminded of my reality that I am a Nigerian when the official pulls my son and I apart for further examination. We watched as the entire passengers of our flight were allowed through immigration and no other persons were pulled aside. We were taken to a different room and our passports subjected to such scrutiny as a medical researcher would do to a specimen under a microscope. Then followed the barrage of questions – Who were we, what were we doing in Singapore, What do I do In Australia and on and on. Thirty or more minutes passed and we were then handed over our passports. I asked the official why we had to go tbrough this and he said it was because we are Nigerians. And why was that an issue? Simply they’ve had issues with some Nigerians that were travelling on fake passports.
When I got reunited with my wife and daughter, my girl in the innocency of a child asked “Daddy, why were you taken away and nobody else was from the passengers? How do I start explaining to her that it is the burden that comes with carrying a Nigerian passport? How do I complain to the Singapore officer that what he just did was ridiculous and is racial profiling? Given the news about the monstrous atrocities of the Boko Haram sect in Northern Nigeria, the MEND in the south and the continued piracy along the coasts of the Nigeria state, how do I convince the Singaporean officer that subjecting me to such scrutiny in their desire to protect their people and border was wrong?
I was angry, angry that my family and I had to go through this ridicule, angry at each and everyone of our citizens that has made the name Nigeria synonymous with 419 fraud, religious bombings, public corruption, moral delinquency and a tendency towards a failed state. I was angry at myself that I have not done enough in changing the trajectory of that country. My anger was more about us as a people and less about Singapore.
The very next morning, my son drew my attention to an article in a Singapore Magazine stating that a Nigerian Internet Service Provider leads the world when it comes to sending out sham mails – 62% of the addresses controlled by the ISP were noticed to be sending out spam.
As you read this piece would you join me in being the change that Nigeria needs. Remember, our little lights will shine brighter and will eventually overcome the thick darkness.
This Wednesday, at the corner of Essex and Cambridge, I stood waiting for the bus that will take me on my daily commute to earn a living. In my hand was the book Bonhoeffer, a book that I have been reading and just have not been able to finish because of life’s other engagements. Noting that it will take the bus another five minutes to get to me, I opened the book to the page where I had stopped previously with the intent to continue with my reading. I soon realised that the lighting at the bus stop was insufficient, the last thing that I was looking for was to hurt my eyes. I closed the book and was soon lost in my thoughts.
What it was, that I was thinking, I cannot remember but I saw walking directly towards me, the frame of a man. He was bent, his strides were not without efforts and his sagging tummy seems to tell of a man that has let life gone past him. Added to all these were the loud grunts, he gives one of these with each movement of his leg. All these done while walking with a posture that seems will topple over at any second.
It did not take time for me, or rather my mind, to jump into conclusions. Simply, this was a man that had lived a rough life and deserve whatever sickness or ailment that was bothering him. By this time, the man has gotten to where I was standing and took a seat under the bus shed. He called out , Hi Mate and I responded how are you today.
Not good, not good at all, I am the pill man, he said. I asked him why he is the pill man to which he explained that he takes more than a dozen pills. None of these pills work at curing his ailments but to reduce his pains and sufferings. He mentioned how sad he was and that he is looking forward to the day he will be happy, when his ailments are cured. By this time, the milk of human kindness, which I did not believe I had enough of, have started flowing and I took a seat by him. I tried to make him see each day as a beautiful gift that he should cherish and be happy with. I explained that the journey is of more importance than the destination. He talked of his habits earlier in life and how these destroy his lungs and now to live each day is a struggle. I encouraged him not to give up and we talked on a few more issues and then I saw my bus approaching. Hey, the bus is here, I said let’s go. He said he was not waiting for the bus but was sitting down to catch his breath and will soon be on his way. I said my goodbyes and took my seat in the bus.
I was soon lost, again in my thoughts, and was oblivious to everything else during the entire journey to the office. This time, I thought of how I was so selfish in my personal pursuits that I had not taken stock of the very many things that the good God has made available to me. I thought of my health, my work, my kids and my family and I ended up saying “Thank You Lord”. I also thought of the Pill man and I said a little prayer for him – that God should lay his healing hands on him and bring joy his way.
On Wednesday, I had a very different day at work and at home, all because I met the Pill Man.
The Master Workman.My Pastor, Ben Johnston of the Subiaco Church, in continuation of his teaching “At the feet of Jesus” gave a wonderful illustration of what faith is and why God wants us to have faith in him.
The story is about a traveler who has hiked for many miles across the Desert Mountains and in doing so has completely used up his water supply. He knew that death was imminent if he didn’t find water soon. He soon came across an abandoned cabin where he discovered an old well. To the well pump was tied a can with a note inside.The note said:
“Dear stranger: This water pump is in working condition, but the pump needs to be primed in order for the water to come out. Under the white rock, I buried a jar of water, out of the sun. There’s enough water in the jar to prime the pump, but not if you drink any first.”
The Stranger was faced with a dilema of the sort we all get faced with, when there is a tempting of our faith. Given the rustiness of the pump and cabin, it was obvious that the note had been written a few years back. So the question was, even if the note were to be true as at the time it was written, how certain could the stranger be that the pump would still work? Conventional wisdom suggests he should simply drink all the water in the bottle and not risk the danger of death from thirst by pouring the water into the pump, that is if the pump didn’t work.
The stranger sat for some while and ponder over the choice he had to make and the many variables that faced him that he wasn’t in control of. What if the pump worked? Finally he chose to pour the water in the pump and started working the pump with all the energy he had left. No water came out but as he worked the pump harder, there was a burst of water and the water just kept flowing such that he jad a full fill that he needed as well as washed and soaked himself in the water.
He noticed that the note also said:
“When you are finished, please fill the jar and put it back as you found it for the next stranger who comes this way.”
He filled the bottle, corked it and place it in the original place where he foud it. Next, he took out his pen and wrote in his handwriting on the bottom part of the note:
“Please follow the instructions in this note to the letter, believe me it work
signed – weary, thirsty, almost dead traveller that got his life back by following the instructions”
They that don’t learn from history are bound to repeat its mistakes.
Stella Odua is embarking on a journey, she is taking a familiar route and how I wish someone will draw her attention to the fact that we have taken this same route before. Someone once said that doing the same thing, the same way, over and over again and expecting a different result is the height of foolishness. Will someone tell her that the solution to the problems with the nigerian Airline Industry is not in the Federal Government setting up a new carrier or even buying planes.
Sometimes ago, she was sending out the right signals and it seems she has recently been bewitched by the high and mighty. We need strong airlines and not a multiplicity of weak ones. Mergers in the aviation industry will achieve this.
The recent pronouncement of our dear President, at the burial of the late General Andrew Owoyi Azazi, makes my stomach stir violently. According to Jonathan, “Corruption is not the cause of our problem, Nigeria has more institutions that fight corruption.Most of the issues we talk about are not corruption.If we do things properly, if we change our attitudes of doing things most of the thing we thinks are caused by corruption are not.”
When I read this, I thought maybe the newspaper erred and that a refutal will soon follow. However, since neither the President nor his very vibrant mouth piece, Reuben Abati, has come out to refute the newspaper article then I believe the President actually made the statement.
Given Jonathan’s unhindered access to the daily security reports, we do expect that the President should be atop of the going ons in the country that he governs. Also, we do know where Nigeria stands on the Transparency International’s Corruption Perceptions Index. Just in case we have forgotten, we are 139th out of 176 countries surveyed in 2012. According to this report, Nigeria is said to have remained entrenched in corruption without making much progress to fight the menace!
Now we have two reports – Our dear Jonathan’s and that of TI. At home, the experiences of our common citizens tend to support the fact that corruption is endemic in our society. Have you tried to apply for a Nigerian Passport? What of filing an application for installation of meter in your home, admission to universities for your kids and getting a police report, amongst many other things that Nigerians do on a day to day basis? If God were a man, Nigerians will device all manner of ways to cause him to be corrupt but thank God, he is God and not man.
Given the pronouncement of GEJ, I tried to fathom why someone expected to have so much information will know so little about what is happening in the nation. So I arrived at the conclusion that it is either he is getting a whole lot of doctored and false information about the country or he is just a little less gifted in the area of understanding. Even where any of these two options were to be true, I am still ridiculed that he is not lacking as to the gift of sight – he sees. When he saw the corpse of Azazi, should he not demand to know why a military helicopter came crashing despite the massive budgetary provisions for defence?
My dear Mr. Jonathan, the beginning of recovery is to know what really is our problem. It is only when we have fully identified what our problems are that we can actually start a true journey at solving them. Since you do not even know what problems besiege our nation, I doubt if you will ever be able to set this nation on the path of recovery.
My fellow Nigerians, we are in a deep trench and unfortunately we will be there until this administration packs up. Don’t look up to GEJ for a solution, apparently there is much more confusion in Aso Rock than anywhere else in the nation.
Many might have forgotten but in March this year, we had a Nigerian Police Chopper crash which took the lives of four (4) top policemen, including DIG John Haruna. In the wake of this accident, I wrote a piece on my blog Ooh the Chopper went down!. The premise of my write up then was that these machines don’t just suddenly stop flying, it usually has to do with human failures in maintenance as per the dictates of the manufacturers.
Maintenance is costly and I need not re-check the budget of the federation to know that huge sums of money are earmarked for these, for the Police and the military forces. So the question that needs be asked is what happened to these allocations if they were not used for the maintenance schedules for which they were appropriated? One doesn’t need an Harvard degree to reach a conclusion that these funds were consumed by the corruption that has eaten so deep into the fabrics that weave the Nigerian nation together.
While all death is saddening and the nation mourns the death of Yakowa and Azazi, we should brace up for more! I am not a saddest but the truth is always a bitter pill to swallow. If we continue on the path of misappropriating funds and starving critical needs of funds, there will be increasing mishaps similar to the one that has claimed the lives of these two gentlemen, amongst others.
The mystery of death is that not many of us knows when and how we are going to die. Unfortunately the grandiose attached to the office of those who are ruling us has deluded them into thinking they are not as mortal as the majority of us are. This in itself is not a phenomenon new to man. In Ancient Rome, legend has it that victorious generals while parading through the street were often trailed by servants whose job it was to repeat to them “Memento mori”:Remember you will die. While our death is a certainty (except for those who are fortunate to witness the rapture), lest it not be said that we hasten our death by being directly or indirectly responsible!
If there is any lesson at all to learn from this loss, it is the need for all of us to shun corruption and get our dilapidating equipments and infrastructure maintained. Again, the paper is awash with news of how the government will investigate the cause of this naval crash in Bayelsa, who is fooling whom? When the Police helicopter crashed in March, the Inspector General was also all over the press promising an investigation. Have we stopped to ask what was the outcome of that investigation? What lessons did we learn from that investigation? What measures have we put in place to assure this will not happen again?
The bell is tolling again and who is next, we do not know. Lest those who are in the corridors of power stop a second and think of their mortality. Let them think of what legacy they will leave behind. This corruption is killing us all.
Not all things that are lawful are necessarily expedient! Apostle Paul makes this known vividly when he said that “All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not” in 1 Cor 10:23
No matter how we decide to slice this issue, I think these purchases (as it is with such other purchases by many of our men in white robes) are a result of error in judgement. Many people do judge books by their covers (despite the conventional advice that we should not). Rightly or wrongly, many men of different faith persuasions will never step in a church in their lives but their understanding of the Christian faith will be assessed by the flamboyant wealth display of our jet owning pastors. Of course they are more glamorous and adorn the cover pages of our magazines than those faithful few that are tucked in the remote corners of the country doing great missionary works for God.
As I understand it, the word Christianity means to be Christ like – it was first used for the disciples at Antioch where they had everything in common and touched every life. Jesus was able to command money out of the mouth of a fish to pay his taxes. This suggest, at least to me if not o anybody else, that if Jesus were to be in need of money to meet with any of his “wants”, he could have easily gotten this but he chose not to fulfil his wants but was content with satisfying his needs – which he expressed as basically to do his father’s will. Have we considered that in the days of Jesus Christ there were horse driven chariots and Jesus owned none? Could Jesus also not have acquired one on the pretext that such was needed to spread the gospel to the “uttermost part of the earth”. I can’t recall the master has having done this.
So let’s ask ourselves, what is the excuse for the jet planes that our pastors have now come to crave in a country where many are living in squalor? Have we run out of people that we can make impacts to their lives? Would society not have been better served if these funds were otherwise used to “buy the future” by investing in missionary schools, the likes that gave many of them the lives they are currently enjoying?
Judgement is coming and it will start from the house of God!
On 17th November 2012, Fareed Zakaria lived to his billing – a good orator with sharp insights of the undercurrents that shape politics and economy. I am pretty sure that neither Airtel (the organizers of the Night of Influence) nor the 500 influential men and women that attended the event were disappointed.
Fareed came, delivered his message, (most likely collected his speaker’s honorarium) and has since left the shores of Nigeria, maybe never to step back. What I find disheartening is that there is simply nothing new that Fareed has told us that we did not know about. To be fair to Fareed, this was not due to lack of research or preparation on his part. No! Simply put, there is nothing new that we need to hear as to how to fix our country.
A couple of months ago, I was at a professional conference in Abuja. The invited speaker was asked to come and speak to us regarding corruption. This wise sage, who has also grown weary about being invited to lecture on corruption, came to the podium and announced why he was invited to the conference. Thereafter, he asked the question whether there was anyone in the audience that did not understand what corruption was. No hands came up. Thereafter he followed with the question – “Is there anyone that does not know how to stop corruption”? Still, no hands were raised. As a courtesy, he said he will help us, in case there was anyone in the crowd that doesn’t understand how to stop corruption – do not give and do not take bribes. Thereafter, this man went back to his seat and told the conference organisers to continue with the agenda.
We all know what our problem is in Nigeria – we have leaders who are epitomes of corruption and we have followers who are indifferent and too weak to demand accountability from the leaders. If we simply address these, we need no Fareed nor any sage out there to lecture us on “Political Economy of Africa: the Challenge of Leadership”. Fareed was on point in terms of the weakness in leadership but this is not a new lesson to us. The greater question is how do we address this and are Nigerians really ready to change this? I think the answer is “NO” – Nigerians are simply too resilient, cowardly and will rather continue to be onlookers until the nation is completely plundered.
One maxim that comes handy and that I expect Fareed and everyone that really want to help Nigeria to preach is this – “They only deserve freedom, who are prepared to defend it”. The question is are Nigerians prepared to defend a corrupt free Nigeria? The lesson from the Arab Spring that forced the rulers of Tunisia, Egypt, Libya and Yemen from power is that when the people are really ready for change, change will definitely come.
Thanks Fareed Zakaria, but we as Nigerians need to step up and determine our fate.
For those who know her, she must have told you countless of times that she is growing up to become a model, a dancer and a singer.
Well, as we are told, the mighty Iroko tree started from being a small plant. Kiishi, participated in the dance presentation by her age grade in her school recently and the dance effort is here for all to enjoy. She is starting out well on her chosen path and for all you out there that are fans of Beyonce, this is your opportunity to witness the history of a greater than Beyonce.
Her name? Simply call her Kishia (and I hope I spelt this right this time as she has been accusing me to be an awful father that can’t spell her daughter’s name).
Let’s Stand up and give a rousing ovation for Kishia. Please click here for the video.
In February this year, my family and I attended the presentation of this play in Lagos, Nigeria.Now in Perth, the play is presented at the Subiaco Regal Theater by the Arts Projects Australia by a cast direct from London.
My family and I were able to attend the last presentation on 27th October and this affords us an opportunity to compare the Lagos and Perth presentation. The story is the same and this has been documented in my previous post. The differences relate to the ambience of the theatre in which both were presented, the costumes as well as the audience appreciation of the work done by the cast. While the Muson Theatre is a newer building, the stage and lighting does not compare favourably with those of the Regal Theatre, despite the Regal Theatre being a much older structure. The organisation and sitting arrangement in the Regal Theatre and YES…the working Air Conditioning system, makes this latter experience more enjoyable. As to the costumes, despite my initial critic, I seem to appreciate the costumes of the cast in the Lagos presentation much more than those of the cast in Perth – the latter’s costumes do not bear much resemblance to those of pirates.
There must be a shortage of ladies in London otherwise I see no reason why the cast for the Perth show has no ladies among them – the roles of the general’s daughters were played by men dressed in ladies dresses but with a very good imitation of the carriage and sounds of our feminine ones.
The Perth Audience was a much lively one as the closing of each scene in the presentation was met with thunderous claps showing how well the audience appreciate the performance. Overall it was a nice presentation that spanned two (2) hours but I believe that the Lagos presentation was a better value for money. By the way, we paid $71.90 (N12,100) per person to watch the Perth’s show compared to the N2,000 per ticket in Lagos. Not much wander why the Theatre in Subiaco is well maintained and the air conditioning will continue to work.
Prior to arriving in Perth, my son had gained admission to the International School of Western Australia. I had looked up the school on the internet, asked a few questions here and there and concluded it will be the best fit for his education, especially since the school caters for the needs of the international community in Perth and beyond.
Off to Perth, we went with my firm believe that I had a spot for my son. As the situation turned out, the ISWA opportunity was not a best fit. We finally got another school for him and he has been blossoming there. Recently, as part of its course in Media, the school had a music project for his senior students. As parents, we were invited over to the school, one evening, where the children showcased their works and finalist were selected for the awards. While I am pained to say my son’s input did not win an award, I am however thrilled of the ingenuity behind his team’s submission.
The history of aviation in Nigeria cannot be described as most enviable, we have certainly had our ups and downs. I am impressed with Stella Oduah’s effort in trying to have stronger airlines that are not saddled with capital adequacy issues but when it comes to the way to achieve this , I think differently. So far, she has extended the olive branch to the Airlines to self regulate and create mergers that are not imposed on them by law. So far, the airlines have refused her gesture of goodwill. And so what should be done next?
When it comes to Airlines, certainly the bigger you are, the better positioned you are to manage the fleet of aircraft transversing the air space. All human lives are priceless and we cannot afford another air disaster. If we accept the fact that the Airline business is capital intensive with very little profit margin, then it is easily agreeable that the business is not an all comer one, especially for those who are motivated by short term profits. Scheduled Aircraft Maintenance are necessary to keep these big birds flying and safe. With vehicles, you can miss a scheduled preventive maintenance here and there, the risk you have is that of the complete break down of the vehicle. Since this is on the ground, costly repairs can resuscitate the vehicle. This is not the case with Aircrafts. You need to maintain them before they break, any failure will result in a catastrophic event- the big bird will simply fall down from the air and entomb in itself the people therein. By then, it is too late to repair.
So what do I advice Stella to do?
This is where leadership makes all the difference. It is true that she cannot coerce them to merge, I have not seen such powers granted to the minister or made to form part of the Companies and Allied Matters Act. However, using the various approval powers in her kitty, she can stipulate the minimum capital requirements for operators in the industry. I would add that she can make provisions as to the minimum number of aircrafts and ages that an operator should have to be allowed to fly within the Nigerian Airspace. She can add to this the number of pilots and their flying hours. Simply put, Stella has used the carrot and the airline operators are not responding, it is time to use the stick.
Up till 2005, there were only two (2) Airlines operating in the Republic of Korea – Korean Air and Asiana Airlines. They were efficient, highly capitalised and met the flying needs of the Korean Republic. With a growing needs from 2005 till date, an additional five (5) airlines to fly the air space. In Nigeria, we do not need many airlines. We need airlines that are efficient, can maintain the aircrafts and pay competitive salaries to their employees. Demand is not an issue, the problem is with the quality and not quantity of supply. When it comes to airlines, we need quality and not quantity.
Stella, please do the needful – revisit the qualification criteria for operating an airline in Nigeria and I promise you all the airlines will force themselves into mergers and Nigerians will be better for it. If you don’t believe me, call Sanusi and he will share with you the CBN experience concerning our under capitalised banks. Today, these banks are performing wonders and some of them are now rated high amongst other banks in the world.
The trip had been in planning for some weeks, it comes with the job. I was told this much at the time of taking the offer. In one of my last jobs, before I left Nigeria, I had the unenviable routine of flying to our own version of Barrow every week. It wasn’t exciting then and I felt the flight to Barrow will not be much different, especially if I have to do this on a single engine light aircraft that have to cope with tremendous wind gust on the way. The trip, then, was a Thursday regular and my kids were not always excited about it either. Every Thursday I left home early, drive to VGC and board the float plane for the one hour trip. On a good day it works perfectly well- I leave Lagos by the float plane and return same day by the float plane. When it goes bad, I get yanked off the plane, in most cases because one of the very big shots decided at the last meeting to travel. In such cases I had to take the energy sapping and torturing trip through the Lagos Domestic Airport home. On such days, it was guaranteed that I will get home grumpy, tired and weird. It was also guaranteed that I will do this around eight or nine pm for a journey that commenced by four.
Today, it was a little different. Knowing that my wife will raise hell if I were to ask her to drive me to the Perth Domestic Airport and thereafter pick the kids on the daily school run, marital wisdom acquired over Fifteen years informed that I needed a Taxi. So, the previous day, I went online and booked a Swan taxi to pick me up by quarter to six in the morning.
At my induction, a few weeks before, the facilitator did a great job of instilling in me the fair of the quarantine team. Simply put, Barrow is a class A nature preserve and for our operation there, the Australian government has requested all humans to abide by a very simple set of rules. I summarise these, in my words, in three sentences –
1. If you don’t bring it to Barrow, you can take it away from Barrow;
2. Whatever is not presently existing in living form in Barrow, you cannot take to Barrow and
3. If you are confused, see the quarantine team.
Of course, with every rule, there are exceptions. So we can modify rule two to mean that soils and seeds fall within the term – living form. The rationale for these rules will be discussed at other times but for today, implementing these three is simple rules involve setting up a world class quarantine operation. It is huge, humongous in the words of a friend of mine.
In my preparation the previous night, I painstakingly went through my items one after the other. I turned my bag empty and every single thing that I do not need for my trip I removed. Yes, I checked to see that I had no velcro fastener, that no bug or cockroach has decided at the last minute to be my companion on the trip. I also checked that no seed or soil residue exist anywhere in the bag. My Safety Shoes were just bought the previous day and I entertained no fear that they are quarantine compliant. I chose my trouser with care, ensuring it is not one with out turned folds that can hide any insect, seed or sand. Then it was the shirt, the hard hat, the gloves and the high visibility shirt. Convinced that all was well, I set up my alarms, not one but two of them to wake me up by 5am.
I was already awake before the alarms rang. Still drudgery but knowing I needed to get up, I looked at the still sleepy innocent looking frame on my left side and concluded that this innocence deserves a kiss. I planted a warm one on her cheeks and moved to the bathroom to do my thing. Once done and dressed up, I engage my wife, who was still half asleep, in some little conversations, said my goodbyes and off to the sitting room downstairs I went to wait for my taxi. I haven’t sat down before I heard a voice asking Daddy is today Thursday? Are you leaving now? You promised to be back today? It was my daughter wanting some re-assurance that I will be back. I answered yes to her questions, went to where she was lying down and gave her a kiss. I held her, prayed for her and asked her to promise not to do silly stuffs at school. I do this always, each school day.
To make judicious use of the time I have left, before the Taxi will show up, I continued with the configuration battle with the internet router that I was unable to win the previous day. I was still racking my brains on how this little piece of technology when I perceived that the Taxi had arrived. The taxi man showed up, a short beaded Asian man speaking very fluent English. I eased myself out of the house into the taxi. We were soon on our way to the Airport and the taxi man and I struck it good. In conversation we talked of Pakistan, its weather and diversity of terrain – mountains, beaches and deserts. He informed he has been in Australia for three years and has a general bachelor degree. He wanted to know if I had any knowledge in how to make “tim” (whatever that was, I don’t know) from other materials – with the wave of terrorism plaguing the world he seems lost on the suspicion that such a question earns him. About 35mins later, we were at the Airport. I obtained my boarding pass and moved to the quarantine team for pre-boarding checking. I had to complete the quarantine cards and answer truthfully a set of questions on whether I was carrying anything unlawful to the island. Following this, I had my safety boots, iron brushed to remove any residue of the perth soil and then my bags and pocket turned out entirely, with a careful examination of all the contents that were found on me. It took some time, but I was soon through with the quarantine and strolled into the departure lounge to wait for our flight to be announced for departure. In the quiet world that I rolled in, while sitting at the lounge, my quietness was disturbed by the sight of a quarantine officer and her dog. Moving from one passenger to another, she points at each passenger’s carry on baggage and the dog dips her nose around the bag and move to the next. Nothing was found by the dog from this examination, in this instance. I have heard other stories of how the dog had helped to detect other non quarantine compliant materials on other passengers.
The Cobham plane soon took off and we started the journey that will take us North West from Perth. I was uncomfortable with my sitting position in the plane, I was away from the window and the little view I had was blocked by the plane engines. From where I sat, I could see the farms and their arrays of colours resembling giant rectangular pieces of a jig saw puzzle. It was obvious that the different colours are the result of the different farm produce grown on these lots. Soon this beautiful landscape gave up to the uninhabited far away hills and greyish looking soil that suggest the reason why most of Australia is uninhabited. One of my colleagues soon reached out to me and doused my curiosity – It’s all brown dirt in Barrow.
Two hours later, the jet plane made its descent and we disembark from its cabins into the waiting hands of men, all dressed in uniforms of blue and yellow with reflective bands in it. Our driver, a young, beautiful Aussie lady soon recited the safety precautions and off we were to the construction offices. The work has progressed much, I was made to know that just two and a half years ago, all that existed on the Island was the WA Oil operation with its less than a few dozens man bed spaces. Today, it is astonishing what the labour of the men and women of this project has done. The Jetty, the beds, the tanks, the roads and all that were needed to support one of the biggest projects of all times in the world is taking shape. These things don’t build themselves, they arise from the vision of one man believing that it can be done and all else after this is actualising that vision.
My meeting took hours and when we were done, my hopes of touring the island was dashed, our flight was to leave in a matter of minutes. I picked up my bag and joined the bus and soon we were off the island. Throughout the journey back home, I could not stop to compare the path of development that the Australians have chosen concerning Barrow and what obtains where I come from. Simply, the Aussies are saying that if you need our resources, you must be ready to extract them with the slightest possible harm to the environment. This was the lesson for the trip and a lesson that I hope that someone will awaken from his slumber and require of all those after the natural resources that nigeria has to offer.
It’s strange how things that we normally take for granted bring us to reality and sends a jolt to our spines. Sometimes.
While wondering around in the late evening cool weather of Subiaco Square, my wife suggested that we branch into a coffee shop and have coffee. Given the lively activities in this area, there is a preponderance of coffee shops around and within minutes we found onion our path. We stepped in, as we were meant to do, and requested to be served with a cup of hot choco and another one of capuccino. To make these easy on the stomach, we requested for two slices of ginger bread cake.
Our orders were taken by a cheerful lady with an infectous smile. Once done, we took our seats amongst the other teeming customers. It is easily seen that many are foreigners like ours – the diversity of colors and tonnation of the English language spoken easily betrays this. The atmosphere was pleasant with a soft cool music playing but overridden with the chatting from the different tables. Our seats were carefully chosen by the glass windows so that we may have an unobstructed view of the going ons on Rokeby Road – the road on which the restaurant is located.
My wife and I were soon engrossed in our little chat of how our day went and what life changes we have had to adjust to within our very first month of taking abode here in Perth. Often, we take our eyes off each other to take a look at the activities going on around us. Right on the street, we saw couples holding hands and walking leisurely around. My wife took note of this and pointed out how gracious it is for a couple to grow old together – having a dependable ally by ones side as one sojourn through life. I also noted the young ladies, often in pairs but sometimes in groups. Just diagonally across from us was a movie theater and it didn’t take time for me to figure out that most pedestrian traffic ends there.
Ocassionally, we hear the loud booming noise of retrofitted silencers before seeing the cars. When the cars drive past us, in their different colours and makes, we look at each other and share a smile. What we exchange in our silence is often what life will be when our two bundles of youthful energy have left the house. The sights and sounds of Subi, as many fondly call Subiaco, is alluring. This is the reason why we chose Subi as our home.
A couple of minutes later, our order was delivered. My wife took a sip from her Capuccino and complained that it was bitter than expected. I knew what to expect of my hot choco – not bitterness but a pleasant sugary taste. That was one choice I put some thoughts into before the order. The hot drinks were a pleasant relief from the biting cold. We took slices from the cake and we were satisfied that our choices were right. In the moment we were going through our light meal, a couple of teens entered the coffee shop. From their familiarity with the service lady, this obviously was not their first visit, unlike us. They must have been regulars here. At our far end, we stole a glance and saw a man with grey hairs and slight baldness kissing a lady. She could be his wife or an acquaintance., whichever way you want to describe that, we knew not.
We were soon done with our meal and asked for the bill. The lady showed up. She handed it over with a smile and started packing the cups. I took a look at the bill and exclaimed that it couldn’t be true. I have just been handed a $45 bill for the meal. My wife looked at me and she asked to see it. The look on her face sums up the rest of the story – it is Perth, she said, and this is Subi. I looked into my wallet and grumpily counted the bills, move to the cash register and handed them over.
By the time we strolled into the street, out of the coffee shop, it was dark all around us but the clock on a building by us says 7:30pm.We held hands, cuddled a little and took our time to go through the ten minutes walk home. The sights on the way home were lovely. We passed by the train station with its busy human traffic, walked through Subi Centro while looking at the well manicured flowers, the beautifully designed and brightly coloured apartments and offices. We soon got to the lake at Juniper Bank Way and we wanted to spend a few minutes by the lake with its ducks. Other residents were there already. Some walking their dogs and others engrossed in keep fit activities of different forms. Not sure of what mischief awaits us in the house from our kids, we thought it wise to go home now and come to the lake at some other time. We were soon at the rotary and a few steps after we were answering “my little red pumpkin’s” questions. What took you so long? Why were you not picking your phones? We were so worried? The questions came in torrents and experience had thought me that it is great wisdom to respond back by giving her a big bear hug and apologise. The trip to Subi Square and back had taken less than an hour but it was enjoyable and well worth it.
By the way we’ve been back at the coffee shop and will always go back. Yes, this is expensive but this is Perth and it is also Subi.
The journey that started on Tuesday, with us rushing out of our Lekki abode around 3pm just to be in time for our flight to Dubai, eventually ended, almost 52hours later, when our plane touched down at the Perth Internaional. By this time, we had passed over various terrains. Starting with the Rain Forests of Southern Nigeria, we crossed over the Sahara Dessert and then the Nile, in all its glory, into Dubai. We continued our journey the next day, heading south across the Arabian Sea and then over the Indian Ocean before reaching the western edges of the Australian continent. The journey was long but enjoyable in the comfortable cabins of the Emirate planes and the courtesy limousines provided to pick us and drop us off at the Airports.
Whatever it is with Gold, I am not sure. In Dubai, my wife displayed that feminine attraction to Gold and dragged the family out in the hot and humid weather to the Gold Souk. Despite all my grumblings and the complaints by the kids, by the time we left the Gold Souk, some three to four hours later, I had parted with a sizeable amount of Dollars getting in return a few metals. These, to my senses, were just not value for money. Anyway, my wife was happy and as many married men will confess, once the wife is happy, all is great. While in Dubai, the stay at the JW Marriott was relaxing and the quality of service was just too great. Given that we had spent the previous nights at the Lekki Bellisimo Hotel, it wasn’t too difficult to explain to the kids the difference between “good” and “exemplary”!
Our arrival and passage through the Australian immigration shows that people could still get their jobs done while being courteous to the customers. We had been forewarned about the Australian zero tolerance to plants and animal products that are considered potential threats to the soil, fauna and bio-diversity of the continent. We ensured that we did not have any of such things with us. However, nobody brought our attention to the need to have our Yellow fever vaccination cards with us. As we passed through immigration, I knew it, inside me, that we were going to be pulled over, and we actually got pulled over. The offence? None other than that I did not look like the person in my passport and that we did not have yellow fever vaccination cards. The two officials that were called to attend to us were epitomes of courtesy. They were polite, did the checks that they needed to get done and within minutes, we were on our way to our luggage.
At the carousel, we picked our loads and headed towards the “something to declare” exit since I had with me my set of Golf Clubs and medications, items that I had read online were of potential interests to the quarantine officers. The officer checked what we had, asked a few questions, examined the golf shoes and then we were free. I was amazed at the simplicity with which the team of officers processed us and the other two hundred plus passengers on the flight that landed. They made it look so simple that my thoughts ran to what obtains at the arrival hall of our own dear Murtala Mohammed International Airport in Lagos. Surely, our officers can learn a lot from these courteous Australian officers who are ever so cautious of the fact that they are the first faces of Australia and that first impressions do matter.
Just after collecting our luggage, it seems our luck ran out. We exited into the arrival hall and our expectations that there would be a meet and greet personnel holding high our names was shattered. There simply was no sign of anyone waiting to receive us. Added to this was the quick realisation that my Airtel phone number, which I had requested to be roamed, was not connecting to any network. This digital void and the sheer size of our luggage threw my brains into its supersonic mode – it needed to process all the information available, evaluate the threats and make quick decisions to get us to our Apartment. I changed a few currencies, got to a phone booth and placed a call across to the relocation company. The voice on the other end of the line was friendly and informed that the driver left a couple of minutes earlier when he saw no signs of us coming out of the arrival hall. After a few other calls, the driver was sent back to us. When he showed up, it dawned on him that the vehicle provided was not spacious enough to contain us as well as our luggage. A few more calls later, another vehicle was sent and we breathed a sigh of relief.
In the mild coldness of Perth’s winter morning air, we were driven to the apartment. The driver of our car radiated so much warmth that we soon completed the journey of about twenty minutes without feeling it. He was a chatty person and fed us in with some quick facts about Perth. At the apartment the challenge was to find the receptionist, he simply was no where. I assumed he was probably asleep and we made all the noise we could make but there simply was no receptionist. Calls were made to all the numbers on the front desk, yet the guy was no where to be found. Then, suddenly he appeared. With no apologies and a sense of “why bother me” he checked us in and handed over the keys to the apartment. I was simply stunned and quickly recollected myself realising that some mothers do have ’em. Of all the Aussies we had met so far, he was the worst of the lot. He just dampened my enthisiasm about the people of Perth, whom I have come to consider as very loving and warm to strangers.
At about 3:00am Friday (8:00pm Lagos time) we finally settled into our apartment. What a relief! After such a long journey, the sight of a fluffy bed and cosy interiors was exhilarating.
The news is rife with the Terrorist Designations of Boko Haram Commander Abubakar Shekau, Khalid al-Barnawi and Abubakar Adam Kambar. In a Media Note dated 21st June, the Office of the Spokesperson for the US department of state announced that following consultations with the Departments of Justice and Treasury, the Department of State has designated these three (3) BKH leaders as Specially Designated Global Terrorists under section 1(b) of Executive Order 13224.
This action itself is not news, the whole world saw it coming and knew it was going to happen soon. What is news is the zeal with which the Nigerian nation, its leadership and people, welcomed this development. For the average man on the street, it is seen as the final end of the menace of BKH. With the embarassing failure of leadership in governance, it is well understood why the citizens will welcome this development. After all, many innocent lives have been terminated in their prime with the government response being to hold its arms in despair that the problem defies the ability of its security entities to resolve. for the government, the intervention of the US might have been taken to mean that the government responsibility to solve this uprising and threat to the Nigerian state is now that of the US. What a blunder!
As for me, the issue here is more than the designation of these three (3) people as persons of interests but what happens after? For those who could read between the lines, this action by the department of state means that these three individuals, wherever they may be found, are susceptible to elimination by the US forces and arsenals. In essence, if Abubakar Shekau were to be found in Maiduguri, the US can send its Special Forces or drones to eliminate him there. this is what worries me and unfortunately is of no concerns to our so called Leaders. In fact, to further encourage the US in doing this, the letter from the Nigerian Embassy in New York failed to remind the US government of the territorial sovereignity of the Nigerian State and hence warn it to desist from any act that will violate such. Rather the letter only urged the US government to ensure the safety of neighbours of the targets, whatever is done to deal with them, on the soils of Nigeria.
To put my fears in context, supposing these targets were members of the IRA or ETA, would the US have done the same and could it dream of sending drones on the UK or Spanish soils in order to eliminate such targets? I do not think so. Of more importance than drone attacks is the history regarding US interventions in various conflicts over the years. This history informs that once the US steps in, it never leaves. Evidences of this abound in South Korea, Japan, Afghanistan and Iraq where the US has sort of permanent camps for its forces.
We need to be wary of this greek gift by the US, afterall the US is not a charity and will do nothing except it furthers its interests. This is the more reason why despite the killings going on in Syria, the US has not thought it fit to intervene – that uprising will not impact oil prices! So the question is, what is in this for the US? Apart from the instability to the Nigerian State and the remote potential to affect crude oil eportation to the US, the immediate need of the US is to establish an African command. This has been on the table for a long time and the US has been seeking such opportunity to establish a base where it can host its Aircraft Carriers and launch attacks against targets perceived as enemies of the US.
It was President Bush that first announced plans for formation of a new U.S. military command based in Africa when he promised AFRICOM would “strengthen our security cooperation with Africa and create new opportunities to bolster the capabilities of our partners in Africa.” However, critics of the plan said the only thing AFRICOM would do was to bolster the U.S. government’s hold on Africa’s resources, especially oil and as such resisted the plan for AFRICOM to be based in Africa. This led to the establishment of the command in Europe. The US State Department views Nigeria as a “failed state,” and wants to make sure oil keeps flowing. I would think that the intervention in this BKH upsurge provides the US the opportunity it’s been looking for to establish a permanent command on our soil. We cannot afford this to happen and should resist it.
The Yorubas are full of wisdom, wisdom most often reflected in their parables. One of these parables says ” Ole ni oun o ba e so ile re, o je fura!”. Literally interpreted, it means that when a thieve offers to help you to watch over your house, you need to be wary. We need to be wary of this US offer. It is time for our government to be emphatic to the US that its presence on our soil is not welcome. We saw what happened to Iraq – Eleven years of US intervention in that state destroyed it totally and even with the commencement of the US troops withdrawal, bombs are still being detonated in that country. We do not want the same for our nation. The message to the US is simply that it can eliminate the BKH threat, whichever way it wants, but should not destroy any other Nigerian live in the process or step unto our soil to commit suc.
The happenings around Nigeria have usually not been great, in the very recent times I mean. However, it had never been as bad as it is these past few weeks when it’s been all tales of tears and sorrow. It is as if we, as a people, are eagerly engaged in a fierce and very severe competition to throw up, dismember and tear down everything that had held us together for the past century from 1914. Added to this is the fact that the God of luck seems to have departed from our shores and left us to face the sad consequences of our collective actions and inactions over time.
As an adult who grew up in this country, I hardly can remember more than a few times, in my sojourn on this side of eternity, that we have had causes as a people to rejoice and say YES, this is the Nigeria of our dreams. Wole Soyinka winning a Nobel prize was one of those periods and those brief moments when Nigeria’s name creep up in the center stage of world activities such as during the Atlanta Olympics with the Golden Eaglet winning Gold and Chioma Ajunwa creating a record in long jump. Oh, how proud I was that Nigeria has arrived. Subtly also when the US gave Nigeria a category 1 rating that makes direct connections between Nigeria and US possible by flight, that was also great.
I wonder if we were to ask a Nigerian kid of his great Nigerian moments if he would have anything to share except recount the tales of woes and horrors about the kidnappings in the Niger Delta, the constant killings in Kano and the new addition to Nigeria’s lexicon – Boko Haram. Nothing pleasant here and I feel for the Nigerian child whose future we have jeopardized with our insensitive ness and lack of care towards each other as a people.
The trajectory of things is heart dampening – not a single cause to shout Hurray in the last one year. Not that we expect so much from a government that derived its ascendancy to the throne from the inner scheming of the selfish and morally corrupt elite circle of power brokers. No, we did not. But was it too much to expect to be able to live our lives in peace? To live fulfilled lives and grow old? To have grey hairs on our heads and see our children’s children? I don’t think this is too much to ask from even the most insane government of them all. We have long given up on having the simplest of expectations – access to good pipe borne water, constant electricity, standard medicare and great social infrastructure. It took us a very long time to realize that, for us, these are just dreams and our leaders will not and cannot deliver on these! They are too engrained in corruption to see beyond their immediate selfishness.
What do we have, for our expectations? Callous and unnecessary deaths all around. A quick search on google for the word “Nigeria” will bring about tales of woe and I often wonder whether substituting this name with Iraq (during the decade of fights there) or with Syria will make any difference. I don’t think it will. People are dying and in great numbers. Is it the craziness of the onslaught of the Boko Haram set that should not cause alarms in the upper echelon of government or the increasing wave of piracy in the gulf of Guinea all around the Nigerian coasts? Why are we be saddled with leaders that are simply at a loss on what to do? It’s simple to conclude that after decades of abuse, the Nigerian project is finally grinding to a halt but this will be a fair accompli if we choose to think this way.
The news this week was on the preventable loss of 147 innocent lives – many in the prime of their youth when they were most useful in the project of nation building and development. The flying bird just simply got tired of flying and came down. Some will say it did so warily, some 10 nautical miles short of its destination.
And were we not expecting that this would happen? I doubt if anybody, including Harold Demuren himself will answer a No. The fact is we all knew something was bound to go wrong, someday. We just felt that the God of luck was still with us and we could keep on pretending that all was well when in fact nothing is well with our decrepit aviation system. Like the Ostrich, we were comfortable with burying our heads in the sands and hoping against hope that this disaster would pass us by.
The sad story is that all the early warning signals were there and they were visible for all of us to see. Let’s review them – is it the frequent cancellation of flights that our regulators were not aware of? The cancellations were often announced with glee that they were being done due to operational reason – now we know what the operational reasons are. The way our local flight operators were running these planes, we should have had many of these sad stories. We’re we also blind to the sad and sordid states of our terminals? One will ask what have these got to do with it and I will respond that this is a great indicator of how effective the Civil Aviation authorities are in regulating and maintaining sanity of our facilities. If we cannot maintain and regulate immovable properties such as Airports how confident am I that we are doing a great job of regulating movable Aircrafts? For months now, the employees of Nigeria Air have been shouting as to what they perceive are poor management attitude towards maintenance of the aircrafts and paying just wages to make the employees to discharge professional services, is anyone listening? No, not until something happens like the bed that just grew tired.
The actions of the aircraft operators, in response to the high cost and often inadequate availability of aviation fuel is not unknown to our authorities. Many at times, the air conditioning of the aircrafts would not be switched on until take off so as to conserve fuel, little wonder many believed the hypothesis that our flying bird ran out of fuel and could not make it to land at the Airport. This may not be the truth but whatever truth is eventually found out, it will be one of human failure which had happened times and times over and our authorities chose to look the other side without taking actions. Engines don’t just fail! They give warning signals. There are design limits, maintenance schedules which if operated within, these equipments will continue to deliver superior performance.
We lost fellow Nigerians in Majidun, we had lost innocent souls and fine officers in the Hercules crash, the Bellview crash and now it’s Dana, do we ever learn?
Those ruling us in Abuja who feel that they are immune from this should think twice. In the disaster list was Admiral Aikhomu’s son. I mention this not because the young man was deserving of death but to emphasize that we should all be concerned. If they feel protected in flying in the presidential fleet, are their wives, children, aunts, uncles, nephews, cousins protected as well? And will this be forever?
What we do this time around will cause us to make this the last of these perennial disasters in our aviation history or make it a child’s play compared with the next big one that will happen. Is anyone listening and taking action? The bells are already tolling again, for whom we don’t know but it might be anyone of us.
What is in a name? The eccentric economists Levitt and Dubner asked in their book Freakonomics and the answer will be startling to the average African – nothing.
However, I had often wondered why someone or his parents will pick up a name and call a guy “Government”. The word in itself connotes authority and the ability to shape the direction and affairs of a group of people. When the young man Tompolo hits the Nigerian news headlines as being a government in himself, controlling the enormous ill gotten wealth in crude bunkering and kidnapping in the creeks of the Niger Delta, I sighed a-ha.
Now, kidnapping is no longer in vogue, it is now the ability to shape the focus of Abuja and who gets what in the allocation of the resources coming from the creeks of the Delta. The news now is that our man, Government Tompolo himself, is now so influential in Aso Rock that he determines who gets what. If the news reported by Associated Press (and a few other Nigerian news agencies) is true, and there is no reason to believe otherwise, Government Ekpumopolo, a former militant leader in Nigeria’s oil-rich southern delta is linked to a private security company that signed a $103 million deal with the government to patrol the nation’s waterways against pirates.
Now the question that begs for answer is why Tompolo? Are the handlers of our national affairs serious minded at all? Doesn’t it dawn on them what the message being sent out to the wider public by this singular action is? Okay, I will help to put it in black and white, it simply states ” Hey you guys out there, if you take up arms against the state and are very forceful with it, we just might throw some millions of dollars towards you and make you welcome in the corridors of power”. So why do we bother about Boko Haram at all knowing that eventually these sponsors of state terrorism will be welcome to red carpet treatment in Abuja and some Juicy contracts, probably to police the entire north eastern corridor of Nigeria, will be thrown at them.
Don’t you just love this paradox and the tragedy we call government, oh in this case I mean Abuja and not the beloved Tompolo.
The world is watching while Syria is burning. The Arab Spring that started in Tunisia on 18 December 2010 with Mohamed Bouazizi’s self-immolation has seen to the change in government in Tunisia, Egypt, Libya and Yemen. The self styled Brother Leader was captured and killed by opposition forces, largely with the aid of the US and France.
Now the Syrian people have been on this path for more than a year – to be free from what they consider the repressive regime of Al-Assad but despite the brutal force that the state is using to crush the opposition, none of the world powers have come to the aid of the people of this country to stop the killing, stop the war.
I frequently ask myself where the US is on this issue. A fair argument can be made by the US that this is not its war. Added to this, the US can also say that Syria is a sovereign nation that should solve its problems by itself. However, lest we forget, it was Ben Parker, Spiderman’s (Peter Parker) great uncle that succinctly define the responsibilities of power to the world in his saying that “With great power comes great responsibilities”. The size of responsibility that one carries is directly proportional to the powers that one wields, and the US wields great powers in our today’s world.
The US cannot continue to stand aloof and watch as thousands are being sent to their early grave. Many co-inhabitants of this planet earth see the inaction of the US as deplorable and sometimes could be described as the ultimate height of irresponsibility. Others ask whether an intervention in Syria by the US has been discussed on the investment analysis table and a conclusion made that there is not enough oil to guarantee a decent return on investment for the US.
The argument that China and Russia should take the lead on this one, as they are the one that have consistently been blocking the security council from acting, is weak and absolutely an excuse for inaction. Someone should help me to jiggle my memory of where these two nations have ever acted to interfere in cases of gross abuse of human rights to life in the world, I bet the answer is never. Whatever the issue is, the world is watching and the world considers the US as the only nation that is bequeathed with the resources to stop the genocide that Syria is fast becoming.
Let it be known that if the US doesn’t act and Syria goes down in history as a tyrant and despotic nation where the people are repressed continually, the US will have no moral grounds to preach democracy to anyone in the world. Maybe it would preach it but the world will not buy the thrash that such would be considered to be. The blood of those opposed to the ongoing repression of opposing views by the Bashir government would ever remain as a memory to our collective psyche – we can’t just choose to act only when it is convenient. We must ALWAYS act when the fundamentals of human freedom is being abused anywhere on this planet.
Will someone nudge our dear President Obama and his people to act?
I am a man of faith. The happenings, in and around Nigeria, most times put this faith to test. However, with a resilient faith like mine, it’s been tough but hardly have I ever given up on Nigeria. Albeit, there have been very few occasions that have caused the light of my faith to burn brighter, one such occasion happened yesterday.
As I was driving home from my lawn tennis practice, I happenstance tuned my radio to FM97.7 and there, online, was Dr. Umar Buba Bindir talking about his team’s work at and vision for the National Office for Technology Acquisition and Promotion (NOTAP). Prior to that moment, I have never heard of the name Bindir but my interest was aroused in the program because of a faint familiarity that I have had with NOTAP. While growing up, we had as a tenant in our house a staff of NOTAP and I have always been curious as to why this office was set up and how it is expected to go about delivering on the vision of it’s founding fathers. Was this to be a Nigerian espionage office to “steal” technology from countries like Japan, South Korea, the USA etc?
The interview session with this great Nigerian was a pleasurable experience. Pleasurable in the way and manner this Fulani doctorate degree holder in Engineering went about with dissecting the issues around why Nigeria has remained undeveloped, on why technology has to be the bane of our development and the position of NOTAP in all these, especially with facilitating a coordinated development of such technology that is indigenous ti Nigeria. He was just brilliant, both in the display of his knowledge of what he and his team have to do as well as in his communication. He was not ignorant of the challenges his team has to face in getting to their eldorado however he believes that none of these is insurmountable.
In showcasing the progress his team had made so far, he mentioned the cooperation being received from Friesland in developing a Research & Development group within their Nigerian operation and facilitating the insemination of dairy technological knowledge fir Nigerian research fellows at Netherlands institutes. He pointed out progress with acquiring sperms from thoroughbred cows from Holland to be used on Nigerian cattle so as to, in years to cone, have a local dairy industry that could provide much needed cow milk for Friesland in Nigeria so as to put a stop to the decades long idea of milk importation into the country. Similar progress was mentioned with Indorama.
When the interview was rounded up by 8pm, I was yearning for more. Bindir has a brilliant mind and clearly understand what his vision of success is. He is a perfect definition of having a round peg in a round hole. How I wish we have many more minds like him holding different positions of repute in Nigeria. When he mentioned that he is a Fulani man, my mind could not disentangle itself from the present show of shame being canvassed by our northern governors blaming their incompetencies and inability to develop the region on not having enough share from the federally allocated revenues of Nigeria. Let’s consider this, if these governors will invest in education of such that has produced such a brilliant scholar like Bindir, will we be talking of Boko Haram and Almajeris in present day Nigeria? Would the story of the North not have been one of a big farming basin that supplies the whole nation with cost efficient farm produce and cause an economic turnaround in these states as a result of the income that would have accrued to these states from this venture?
As the Yoruba will say – “Ewu nbe l’oko longe, longe funrare ewu ni”. Simply interpreted, it means there is problem in the horizon. Just this Tuesday, the IMF Managing Director Christine Lagarde was in Lagos talking to the leaders of industry in a Ministry of Finance/ NESG sponsored Roundtable. I was there, in Eko Hotel amongst many other captains of Industry.
In her informed views, which she termed as collective wisdom, there are great dangers in the horizon and except Nigeria take appropriate measures now, we are not immuned from the happenings in the European Economy which has the ability to be transmitted by such channels of contagion as (a) Trade; (b)Foreign Investment and (c) Remittances.
What should Nigeria do? She advised that Nigeria needs to tighten its budget and plug wasteful spending. Increase the external reserve, that has dwindled from the 2008 levels, especially through the Sovereign Wealth Bond.Nigeria is encouraged to balance its fiscal adjustments with the need to provide growth friendly policies to act as a catalyst for medium to long term sustained growth. All htese should be done in addition to bringing down inflation.
The IMF crystal ball predicts gloom for the global economy and unlike in the previous meltdown, the economic power houses of China, India and Brazil will not be available to act as buffer to the long persistnet resilience that may be witnessed.
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Pirates of Penzance
On Sunday, February 26, the Musical Society of Nigeria performed the comic opera, the Pirates of Penzance, by Gilbert and Sullivan.
The story centers around Frederic, a lad who was wrongly apprenticed to the pirates for 21 years by his maid, Ruth, having thought that his father requested she did so. Frederic’s father had requested that he be apprenticed to the Pilots and not Pirates. On completion of his 21 years of apprenticeship he abandoned Ruth for the very fair and beautiful Mabel, the daughter of Major-General Stanley, and the two young people fell instantly in love. I was full of pity for the 47 year old Ruth (with all her attempts to convince Frederic that she was just 42) whose beauty cannot compete with that of Mabel or any of the other 9 daughters of the General. Faced with the same decision, I would do the same thing that Frederick did, go for the beautiful Mabel. Who wouldn’t?
Frederic finds out,later and much to his distaste, that having been born on 29 February, technically, he only has a birthday each leap year. His apprenticeship indentures state that he remains apprenticed to the pirates until his 21st birthday (and not his 21st year, a most ingenious paradox!) and so he must serve for another 63 years. Bound by his own sense of duty, Frederic’s only solace is that Mabel agrees to wait for him faithfully.
The performance, by MUSON, was generally fair. Given the parlor equipment and the theater they had to work with, they made the best use of these. I do have my reservation with the dressing of the pirates, I am sure the African Pirates on the coast of Somalia and the Gulf of Guinea will protest vehemently that they dress better than this. The rubber rain boots worn by the pirates of penzance were just odd and it wasn’t that we cannot get better boots for pirates in Nigeria. However, the maidens, daughters of the General, were gorgeous in their dressing and general appearance.
The Shell Nigeria Hall of the Muson center was a little bit better than the last time my family visited – this time, the air conditioning worked though not as cool as desired. The decoration of the hall was modest for the event but I still get challenged that there are no curtains on the stage, to separate one Act from another.
Someone had said that within pirates, even there are codes of honor, one naturally find the codes of honor of the Pirates of Penzance amusing. With codes that state –
1. You cannot rob those who are weaker than you and
2. You should not take advantage of orphans
One wonders whether these guys are prepared for the business of piracy or are just Queen Victoria’s jesters on the coast of Cornwall.
The Muson Choir gave a good account of itself and the music director did beautifully well. The sonorous voice of Mabel was just enchanting and kept us all at awe. The policemen, with their colonial era batons just kept us all laughing – these guys were good comic, whether they knew what it takes to police and keep the pirates at bay, was another issue entirely. Their dressing was smart and the thought that kept going through my brain was that the Nigeria Police could actually learn a thing or two from these guys. At the minimum, the art of dressing smartly but could also add the knowledge of how to make a better mockery of itself in its faltering battle with men of the BokoHaram clan. Has anyone thought of the good that carrying batons, instead of guns, will do to our “Olopa” people?
Maybe it was just me, the white pirate really looked odd amongst the gang. Do we really need another white face to put some sign of acceptance to this play? I am sure the guy must have asked himself whether he was with the right crowd.
In totality, kudos to Muson for the opera – the seats were totally sold out. I will rate the entire theater experience 7/10.
Opportunities that I noted include:
1. The theatre could be made more friendly – provision of snacks such as popcorn, ice cream, drinks etc for audience to purchase would have helped, especially when you have children around.
2. Parking is a nightmare in Muson. This has improved with the extra parking space under the bridge but more parking spaces are needed.
3. The Shell Hall needs an upgrade. Sitting on plastic chair, in a theater, is unacceptable in the 21st century.
4. The Muson needs better publicity for its programs. Think of leaving your flyers in the eateries and other places frequently patronised by Lagosians.
A simple question, the King in Israel asked
Should we attack OR should we not?
Four hundred prophets, so they gathered
Trembling and fearful
To the Kings, they said
Attack,
God, to the kings, will hand over the city
The other King, a different spirit had
He of Judah, the true God knows
Isn’t there still a prophet in Israel?
The King in Israel a troubling answer gave
Micaiah, a man can seek the LORD’s will
O, how I despise him!
His prophesy has never been
One of prosperity but of certain doom.
Here he comes, this same Micaiah
Trembling and fearful
Not of the Kings but of the KING of Kings
One message and nothing else he has
That to whatever the Kings will ask
As certainly as the LORD lives,
He will say only what
The LORD has instructed him to say
Micaiah, the prison beckons!
So shouts the loud voice within
Say only to the Kings
That which they want to hear
That which the four hundred prophets
Trembling and fearful, Attested to,
Attack!
God, to the kings, will hand over the city
Fear the Kings and live
Fear the KING of Kings and go to prison
The choice to Many is obvious and easy
But Micaiah is not as Many
So the narrow path, he chose to tread
As certainly as the LORD lives,
I will say only what
The LORD has instructed me to say
The King in Israel knows
The message was too good to be true
To the King’s question, Micaiah has answered
Attack! You will succeed
They will be handed over to you!
Micaiah you’ve chosen to be comical
The truth, only the truth!
I beseech you to solemnly promise
Should we attack OR should we not?
The inconvenient truth then said Micaiah
“I saw all Israel scattered on the mountains
Like sheep that have no shepherd
They have no master. They should go home in peace”
Attack NOT!
You will not succeed.
Oops, did Micaiah say that much
Is he lacking in tact and wisdom?
Is the King no longer God enthroned?
Micaiah? he deserved what he got
First, it was Zedekiah that hit him on the jaw
And then, it was the King in Israel
O guard, put him in shackles till I am back
A little bread and water, give to him
Attack!
I will succeed
It is an inconvenient truth to say to the King [2 Chronicles 18] –
“That being the case, hear the word of the LORD: I saw the LORD sitting on his throne, with all the heavenly assembly standing on his right and on his left. The LORD said, ‘Who will deceive King Ahab of Israel, so he will attack Ramoth Gilead and die there?’ One said this and another that.Then a spirit 23 stepped forward and stood before the LORD. He said, ‘I will deceive him.’ The LORD asked him, ‘How?’ He replied, ‘I will go out and be a lying spirit in the mouths of all his prophets.’ The LORD 24 said, ‘Deceive and overpower him. 25 Go out and do as you have proposed.’ So now, look, the LORD has placed a lying spirit in the mouths of all these prophets of yours; but the LORD has decreed disaster for you.”
..copied from my 2010 post at http://nigeriascallobeyed.blogspot.com/
I have always sung the national anthem, both the old and the new, with passion. The passion, then, derived most probably from the beats that went with it. Many of us can remember the school assembly lines of old. Yes, those lines – out in the open, columns of neatly dressed pupils in their well starched and ironed uniforms, singing and marching to the beat of the drums.
As I grow older, I sing the new anthem with a lot more passion, a different kind of passion. A passion that derives more from what the words mean to me and what the words were meant to invoke, in the hearts of my fellow citizens, as the nation calls. It is a very simple call that the nation makes daily to us – to Arise and Serve. In these two words, Arise and Serve, we have the embodiment of the whole national anthem. This call is the message of the first three stanzas of the national anthem.
Each time I have the opportunity to drop my kids at school, or stand at a national event, and I hear the wording of the national anthem, my hopes in the greatness of this nation is rekindled. Rekindled in the sense that I simply know that, out there, just out there, are people of like persuasions as I am that listen to the call and are motivated to obey. I love this call and cease not to think of the many others, who have the same persuasions as I do.
Unfortunately, the nation bleeds and she is dying. As it dies, with all her strength, she keeps calling. The calls, not as strong as they once were but now faintly she cries, as her strength wanes – Arise O Compatriots, Nigeria’s call obey. The nation is dying, not because she had not cried loud enough for help but because many of us simply did hear but really could not understand her. The few that understood and obeyed took advantage of her. While she called for us to serve, she also dictated the kind of service she needed – one to be done with love and strength and faith. Here lies the crux of the failure, for the majority of the few that obeyed; it was a different kind of service they gave – one without love, without strength and without faith.
As I sojourn through time and places, meet with my countrymen from all walks of life, there is just one question that those who cares keep asking – How do we stop the nation from bleeding to death? As with most manners of breakthroughs, the answer had always been right before us but we knew it not. In this case, the answer lies in simply obeying the call. In doing this, we are called to Arise from our slumber and serve. We are called to serve with love for our people and our nation. We are called to serve with all our strength and with an unyielding faith in the greatness and prosperity of our fatherland. If there is anytime, that it is most important to ACT, the time is now. There are consequences for both our action and our inaction. If we act timely, we can stop the bleeding, wrap up and heal the wounds. If we refuse to act, the wound will become mortal, the nation will die and the blood will be on us and on our generations yet unborn. As we obey the call, it is important that we understand the purpose of the call. Our heroes past had spelt these out in the last stanza of the anthem – To build a nation where peace and justice shall reign.
As we heed the call, it is important to realize that the work is not easy and that is why we need strength, great strength, to make right all the wrongs that have occurred. We need also to pray, that the good Lord should guide our leaders right. In our different households, as fathers and mothers, husbands and wives, we are saddled with the responsibility of helping our youths to know the truth and to grow in love and honesty.
The anthem is singing again. Let us listen. Let us obey. Let us Serve, with a different kind of understanding. God bless Nigeria.
Arise, O compatriots,
Nigeria’s call obey
To serve our Fatherland
With love and strength and faith.
The labour of our heroes past
Shall never be in vain,
To serve with heart and might
One nation bound in freedom, peace and unity.
O God of creation,
Direct our noble cause;
Guide our Leaders right:
Help our Youth the truth to know,
In love and honesty to grow,
And living just and true,
Great lofty heights attain,
To build a nation where peace and justice reign.
This is culled from my 2009 post on bloggers.com. You can view other posts at http://nigeriascallobeyed.blogspot.com/
Finally, thanks to Governor Fashola and his visionary leadership, NIGERIA is having road infrastructure that can be used as a showpiece compared to what obtains in other parts of the world.
Before our very eyes, the Lekki-Epe Expressway is wearing a new look – classy! With the streetlights, wide three lanes each way, drainage and pedestrian walkways where needed, this is impressive. Coupled with these are the road furniture in place, I simply beam with smiles when I drive on this road – there is great hope for NIGERIA with visionary leadership. Suffice it to say that I have been a regular commutter on this road for 15 years and we have never had it this good. YES, I know that the citizens of this area are still at war with the governor requesting that the toll gates be reduced in number and the toll fees slashed down. My thoughts on the appropriateness of these demands, I will keep to myself for now.
Now, I do have concerns about the roundabout and hopefully I will be representing the views of many. Firstly, I think that having roundabouts on this piece of road was ill-advised. Given the volume of traffic on the road and being labelled as an expressroad, I would think that our road planners should have opted for flyovers. At the very least, the intersection at Lekki Phase 1 and Ajah ought to have had flyovers and not roundabouts. We are already experiencing the end result of this less than perfect choice, “go slow” at these roundabouts.
The other concern that I have is with the “massive” size of these roundabouts. For those that cared to listen, I have said that these should earn us a place in the Guinness Book of Records – they are just disproportionately wide when compared to the three lane roads they serve. The concern is much more than the diameter of these roundabout but for the safety risks they present to the road users. Here is the issue – as you approach the roundabouts, the three wide lanes that you have been driving on suddenly tapers into two lanes. Lekki Construction Company would argue that we still have three lanes at the roundabout but this is not true. If you take the measurement of the three lanes away from the roundabout and compare to the said “three” lanes that go round the roundabout, you will know that the latter measurement is much smaller than the previous. This ought not to be. All drivers, approaching the roundabout, have to be extra cautious as they cannot retain their lanes, in defiance of other traffic, without ending up in an accident. In normal climes, each driver is expected to retain his lanes and not crossover to othersblanes. If you keep to this rule, at our roundabouts in Lekki, this is a sure recipe for an accident. The attendant effect of this is the traffic build up at each of these roundabouts in the mornings and late evenings.
I hope LCC and Lagos State Government read this and take necessary measures to either reduce the roundabouts or increase the width of the road going ound it – as a nation, we cannot afford more deaths on our roads, especially those that can be prevented.
On Sunday February 5, 2012 at around 8:02am, a lady driving a black Volkswagen Passat with Lagos registration number JA604EKY approached the Chevron Lekki Roundabout. Instead of going the full circle round the roundabout, she took an immediate left turn and drove on the wrong side of the road.